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Old 03-16-2011, 08:02 AM
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Donald Trump Roast
Anyone watch the Donald Trump Roast last night on Comedy Central? It was freakin hilarious.

Seth McFarland said "Trump has such an ego that when he bangs supermodels he closes his eyes and imagines himself jerking off".

It's worth watching just to see The Situation bomb. It was almost painful to watch him.
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Old 03-16-2011, 08:11 AM
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Anyone watch the Donald Trump Roast last night on Comedy Central? It was freakin hilarious.

Seth McFarland said "Trump has such an ego that when he bangs supermodels he closes his eyes and imagines himself jerking off".

It's worth watching just to see The Situation bomb. It was almost painful to watch him.

Loved how the Situation kept calling him Donald Chump..............
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Old 03-16-2011, 08:29 AM
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Marlee Matlin said " Hey situation we have something in common. we've both never heard the sound of laughter.
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Anyone watch the Donald Trump Roast last night on Comedy Central? It was freakin hilarious.

Seth McFarland said "Trump has such an ego that when he bangs supermodels he closes his eyes and imagines himself jerking off".

It's worth watching just to see The Situation bomb. It was almost painful to watch him.
that was the best line of the night
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a great roast
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this was a GREATTTTTTT roast. i felt awful for the situation though .. my god, what were they thinking let him up there?? it was bad and i couldnt even watch it
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this was a GREATTTTTTT roast. i felt awful for the situation though .. my god, what were they thinking let him up there?? it was bad and i couldnt even watch it
As much as I hate the guy I had to change the channel, that was so uncomfortable.
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You would think the situation would have at least one funny joke. He really needs someone to write him the material. It was funny to watch him Bomb! Snoop is the shit, he was funny.
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jeff ross killed it, just like he always dose. that man is fuking funny
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I've never heard of him before, but Anthony Jeselnik killed it too.

"Look at this dais -- you've got a pimp, a murderer, a drug dealer, a pornographer and then eight white people."
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Old 03-16-2011, 03:36 PM
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comedy central cut a joke where situation said "donald trump owns alot of property, and snoop dogs ancestors used to be property". true story.
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comedy central cut a joke where situation said "donald trump owns alot of property, and snoop dogs ancestors used to be property". true story.
Jokes about hitler, trumps wife and his daughter and they cut that?
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Jokes about hitler, trumps wife and his daughter and they cut that?
i dont think it was cut to be politically correct. I think it was just too shitty of a joke which is saying something after listening to his set.
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Old 03-16-2011, 04:01 PM
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another joke they cut from situation

"I'm not from New Jersey ... I was born in Staten Island which is a New York borough ... not to be confused with the burro Marlee Matlin bl*ws onstage in Tijuana ... "

He continued, "Relax, she didn't even hear it ... I mean hey, at least her mouth is good for something right? Hey, that was definitely some great work Marlee ... have you ever done anything else actually?"
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