Drew has been banned from Wal-mart

cman · #1 05-06-2006, 09:10 AM

heads up guys...he is looking for another store

>> > > Mountain Home Wal-Mart Complaint Department
>> > > --------------------------------------------------------
>> > > MEMO - - Complaints - 15 Things Mr. Drew has
>> > > done while his spouse is shopping:
>> > >
>> > >
>> > > 1.. June 15: Took 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them
>> > in people's
>> > > carts when they weren't looking.
>> > >
>> > >
>> > > 2. July 2: Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off
>> > at 5-minute
>> > > intervals.
>> > >
>> > >
>> > > 3. July 7: Made a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading
>> > to the rest
>> > > rooms.
>> > >
>> > >
>> > > 4. July 19: Walked up to an employee and told her in an
>> > official tone,
>> > > 'Code3' in housewares..... and watched what happened.
>> > >
>> > >
>> > > 5. August 4: Went to the Service Desk and asked to put a bag
>> > of M&M's on
>> > > layaway.
>> > >
>> > >
>> > > 6. September 14: Moved a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to the
>> > Depends
>> > > undergarments area.
>> > >
>> > >
>> > > 7. September 15: Set up a tent in the camping department and
>> > told other
>> > > shoppers he'd invite them in if they'll bring pillows from
>> > the bedding
>> > > department.
>> > >
>> > >
>> > > 8. September 23: When a clerk asks if they can help him, he
>> > begins to cry
>> > > and asks, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?"
>> > >
>> > >
>> > > 9. October 4: Looked right into the security camera; used it
>> > as a mirror,
>> > > and picked his nose.
>> > >
>> > >
>> > > 10. November 10: While handling guns in the hunting
>> > department, asked the
>> > > clerk if he knows where the antidepressants are.
>> > >
>> > >
>> > > 11. December 3: Darted around the store suspiciously loudly
>> > humming the
>> > > "Mission Impossible" theme.
>> > >
>> > >
>> > > 12. December 6: In the auto department, practiced his
>> > "Madonna look"
>> > > using different size funnels.
>> > >
>> > >
>> > > 13. December 18: Hid in a clothing rack and when people
>> > browse through,
>> > > yelled "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"
>> > >
>> > >
>> > > 14. December 21: When an announcement came over the loud
>> > speaker, he
>> > > assumes the fetal position and screams "NO! NO It's those
>> > voices
>> > > again!!!!"
>> > >
>> > > (And; last, but not least!)
>> > >
>> > >
>> > >
>> > >
>> > >
>> > >
>> > > 15. December 23: Went into a fitting room, shut the door and
>> > waited a
>> > > while; then, yelled, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper
>> > in here!
>> > >
>> > >

wde