Drunk Chicago Woman Takes Dead Baby Shopping

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Prosecutors told the Chicago Sun Times that Toyrianna Smith (above) beat and suffocated her baby because he wouldn't stop crying on June 22. -- PHOTO: AFP

CHICAGO - A CHICAGO woman is accused of strapping her baby's corpse into a sling and taking him shopping after killing the three-month old in a drunken rage, local media reported on Wednesday.

Ken Blackman Jr had been dead for eight to 14 hours when the woman wrapped up her shopping trip and went to visit a neighbour, who noticed blood on the baby blanket and called 911.

Prosecutors told the Chicago Sun Times that Toyrianna Smith, 20, beat and suffocated her baby because he wouldn't stop crying on June 22.

She had been drinking vodka at a friend's house and spent the night in their guest room with the baby. She slipped out of the house the next day before the baby's father came to pick him up.

Smith, 20, is being held in jail on a $1-million bond on charges of first-degree murder. -- AFP

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This is the shit I got to deal with from my city to the Indiana border.
Bunch of lowlifes dragging down property values, high crime, murders.


The funny part is on the news, they said she got her hair did while drinking vodka. The anchorman says "She's 20 drinking vodka? That's not good. Maybe she would have gotten her hair done like normal people."

She sure isn't representing the "708" kindly.

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I loved Weekend at Bernies

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Bet the vodka and hair job were free.....Amazing what some idiots are doing lately. Summer is here.

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Originally Posted by Chris46139

I loved Weekend at Bernies

I smell a 3rd movie in the works now. Dead babies are pure comedy gold.

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Originally Posted by RanPicks

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Originally Posted by Chris46139

I loved Weekend at Bernies

2nd movie i ever walked out of midway through