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Old 09-29-2006, 07:54 PM
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A flat-chested young lady went to Dr. Smith about enlarging her tiny
>breasts.
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>Dr. Smith advised her, "Every day after your shower rub your chest and
>say, Scooby doobie doobies, I want bigger boobies."
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>She did this faithfully for several months and it worked!
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>She grew terrific D-cup boobs! One morning she was running late, got
on
>the bus and in a panic realized she had forgotten her morning ritual.
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>Frightened she might lose her lovely boobs if she didn't recite the
>little rhyme, she stood right there in the middle aisle of the bus
>closed her eyes and said, "Scooby doobie doobies, I want bigger
>boobies."
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>A guy sitting nearby looked at her, "By any chance, are you a patient
of
>Dr. Smith's?"
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>"Why, yes I am... How did you know?"
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>He leaned closer, winked and whispered, "Hickory dickory dock..."
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stop, dude just stop
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what a gay ass joke from a huge faggot
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Old 09-29-2006, 09:05 PM
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what a gay ass joke from a huge faggot
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Old 09-29-2006, 10:28 PM
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what a gay ass joke from a huge faggot


F U T.O. LOVER!!!!!!!!!!!

Oh, I feel so sorry for that poor guy!!! What a dumbass u are!!!
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Old 09-29-2006, 10:28 PM
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just sayin what we are all thinkin guys...
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Old 09-29-2006, 10:30 PM
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F U T.O. LOVER!!!!!!!!!!!

Oh, I feel so sorry for that poor guy!!! What a dumbass u are!!!

see what i feel sorry for is that you, as a human being, cant be sympathetic towards an alleged "suicide attempt." lack of compassion for other people is why i feel sorryfor you sir
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Old 09-29-2006, 10:35 PM
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what a gay ass joke from a huge faggot

You can take that frikin Chilidog and shuve it up you ASS!!!
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Old 09-29-2006, 10:36 PM
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You can take that frikin Chilidog and shuve it up you ASS!!!

lol omg omg omg omg omg omg good one ron!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! another joke thank you they are soooooooooooooooooooooooo funny!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!
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Old 09-29-2006, 10:38 PM
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see what i feel sorry for is that you, as a human being, cant be sympathetic towards an alleged "suicide attempt." lack of compassion for other people is why i feel sorryfor you sir


Why waste your time feeling sorry for someone if they want to die??? Late!!! Got enough problems in the world.
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what a gay ass joke from a huge faggot
Ron Mexico posted a joke and you come at him with this. Little harsh don't ya think??
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Ron Mexico posted a joke and you come at him with this. Little harsh don't ya think??

Thank you!!!
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Old 09-29-2006, 10:43 PM
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Ron Mexico posted a joke and you come at him with this. Little harsh don't ya think??

yea in reference to the joke it was.im sorry to you trossi. however i cannot respect someone who wish death upon someone who tries to commit suiced. whether it is true or not the fact that he was all for it just makes me sick to my stomach man.
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