Escorts. Please share your stories.

[Patriots Game]

I found a gem but not sure if the pics are of her. I went on an Asian site that was using Denise Milani and amanda hanshaw pics to try and bait you. What are your experiences?

[Dick Tator]

Originally Posted by Patriots Game

I found a gem but not sure if the pics are of her. I went on an Asian site that was using Denise Milani and amanda hanshaw pics to try and bait you. What are your experiences?

Looks like you got too much free time on your hands. Or should I say palms, LOL.

People who pay for sex, have to because they lack intelligence to pick up a real woman.

Like Charlie Sheen once said to a judge, I don't pay the hookers to have sex with them, I pay them to leave, LOL.

[Patriots Game]

Dude. I'm married. In my job, I came across a site and a stunning woman who is an escort. Shared the site with my buddies and it got me thinking as I also started searching other escort sites.

Paying them to leave is ideal.

I also found that there is a lot of misleading sites/pics out there.

here is a link that prompted my inquiry

Stephanie - Upscale Courtesan - Personal Companion for Travel and intimate private encounters. Mississauga and downtown Toronto

[ILikeToParty]

I have called many escorts to my hotel room over the years and for the most part its just too much money. For four years out of high school I travelled all around the country on the NHRA circuit and have gotten escorts literally in probably 20 different states or more and for the most part it was usually the same. This was all like 10-15 years ago but I doubt much has changed. Back then there really wasnt a place online to look at pics of the supposed girls so it was usually just dialing numbers out of the phone book.

The thing is this. Most places want $150 just to get the girl there. So as soon as she gets there you give her $150 basically just to walk in the door and then you start all over negotiating the price for whatever "service" you want. They'll always start ridiculously high, like they'll want $750 for sex. Then they'll be like "well how much you got?" and here is where you have to lie every time or its a nightmare. If you say $1000 then they'll want $1000 and when you say $200 its "oh well I guess I can do it for $200 this one time" lol. Ive gotten a few girls to give me a blowjob or jerk me off for $50 or $100 but for the most part to do anything else youre gonna have to come up with at least the show-up fee ($150) again. So now youre at AT LEAST $300 total which is a big chunk of change for a little while of pleasure.

The thing that eventually turned me off on the escorts (other than me just getting older, 98% of all Ive gotten were when I was in the 18-23 range) was their looks. They were seldom even attractive and NEVER hot. Most of them were 30-50 years old, slightly overweight and just beat to shit. The places all advertise beautiful girls but rarely did one show-up. I'd say twice out of the at least 100 times Ive called one two of them I would consider "hot." Some werent that bad, a lot of them had big juicy titties and great attitudes and were a great time but for the most part I always ended up watching them leave afterwards saying to myself "I wasted $300 for that, brutal." But I was young and had access to somewhat unlimited cash (to a degree) at the time and just rolled with it. It was an adventure for me back then and its funny when I think back of all the different types of broads that would show up.

Ive also seemed to have bad luck in Vegas dealing with escorts as almost every experience Ive had with Vegas escorts end up bad. I'd say in all my trips to Vegas I've probably only called a girl to the room 5 times (In Vegas Im always looking downtown or massage parlors). The girls always tried to give me such a ridiculous price most of the time they just left.

Here's an example, this actually just happened to me like 6 months ago when I was in Vegas. Like I said most of my prostitute days are behind me but when I get out of town (which is rare the last few years) I still will let loose a bit lol.

I had been getting jerked around for some reason that night. I went to a parlor and it ended up being a ripoff and I was a little disgruntled and just decided to go back to the room and call a chick over. So in the cab on the way home Im looking at ads and I make the call. So Im supposed to get girl #22 in the pictures (yeah right) lol. But I was so fed up already I told the girl on the phone, "if its not the girl in the picture I am shutting the door in her face and noone is getting paid" and of course she assures me it will be and blah blah blah.

So anyways, girl shows up and its not her of course. So first thing out of my mouth I say "youre not the girl in the pic wtf." This girl was good looking though and she says "whats a matter Im not attractive enough for you?" and I'm like "yeah your right come on in honey" loolol. So the girl on the phone said it was gonna be $300 for everything, no tip necessary. I pried with the chick on the phone and told her repeatedly "I will not spend more than $300, this better be tip included" and of course she assured me it'd be fine.

So the girl comes in and sits down and she's good looking, I am perfectly satisfied giving this woman $300 for a good time. So when she asks for the money I, as always, start asking or making sure we're on the same page as far as whats gonna happen for this $$$$$. Right off the bat she's just like "OMFG no way are we having sex and no way am I sucking your cawk thats gonna cost you a lot more" and she tries to tell me $5000. I literally just start laughing in her face then she utters maybe the most bullshit, laughable, just moronic line any prostitute has ever told me,

"Honey, youre not gonna find ANY girl to come to your room on the Vegas strip and have sex with you for less than $3000"

Once again, Im just laughing in her face. I tell her "You must think Im some dumb 21 yr old from Nebraska who has never been to Vegas before, get your crap and get the hell outta here, youre a joke"

She replies "Ok well just gimme my $100 show-up fee and Im outta here"

$100 show up fee???? Now all of a sudden were making up show-up fees and blah blah blah. I was pissed. Now she starts in with the 'ol "well Im not leaving till I get $100" and blah blah blah. We call the escort service back and of course the girl I talked to on the phone went home and theyre telling me I owe the $100 service fee. Well there was no way in a million years I was giving that broad $1 so we were at a real standstill. a real miserable spot at friggen 1am in Vegas.

So finally another gem of a quote is thrown at me from the broad. She tells me, "Fine, if you dont pay me then I'll just have the Hotel bill your credit card, we have a very good relationship with this hotel." Again, just laughable. yeah, Bally's is gonna bill my card an extra $100 for Angel's escort service. It was just pure stupidity and Im sitting there realizing why I rarely do the prostitute thing anymore, theyre all just such friggen scammers.

So I just chuckle to myself and decide to call her bluff and play along and just smile and say, "You know what I think that's best"

She says "Whats best?"

"Just bill my card" I said. "Just take off and go downstairs to the front desk and have them bill my card and then you'll be fine."

She just starts raging, "You MFer if I do that then I dont get paid tonite and . . " and she starts spewing all types of made up excuses and garbage about why Im screwing her over.

So I just smile and say, "No Honey those reasons arent it at all, its just youre 100% full of shit and you have no recourse whatsoever and youre just making stuff up to try and screw me out of $100 cuz thats what you whores do, so why dont you get your azz up and get the hell outta my hotel room you scamming bitch"

She sits there for about 5 seconds, lets out a big breath, gets up and leaves

As she's walking down the hall I yell at her "If you change your mind about the $300 (what the deal was supposed to be) come on back I'll be here two more nights" and started laughing as loud as I could and went back in my room. It was hilarious the look on that broads face

[ILikeToParty]

One other quick kinda funny thing was I was in Gainseville Florida in 2000 and was on a weeklong trip to a few different cities in Florida that ended up being the craziest week of my life, the same week as the near mugging Miami story Im gonna post in my other thread soon lol.

Anyways, I had gotten an escort earlier the evening before I went out and at 2am after I got back from the bars I was calling the place to see if I could get the same girl to come back cuz I liked her, she was one of the somewhat rare attractive ones. So she couldnt come but they end up sending another girl out.

After we get done the girl is leaving and I say, "Yeah that first girl that came was really nice too, you guys were great."

She replies, "Yeah that was my sister"






It was hilarious

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[ILikeToParty]

I know its crazy long srry guys lol

[sportsreport]

Now dat's

Originally Posted by ILikeToParty

One other quick kinda funny thing was I was in Gainseville Florida in 2000 and was on a weeklong trip to a few different cities in Florida that ended up being the craziest week of my life, the same week as the near mugging Miami story Im gonna post in my other thread soon lol.

Anyways, I had gotten an escort earlier the evening before I went out and at 2am after I got back from the bars I was calling the place to see if I could get the same girl to come back cuz I liked her, she was one of the somewhat rare attractive ones. So she couldnt come but they end up sending another girl out.

After we get done the girl is leaving and I say, "Yeah that first girl that came was really nice too, you guys were great."

She replies, "Yeah that was my sister"






It was hilarious