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Old 04-16-2009, 02:30 PM
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have you guys seen the site?

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Old 04-16-2009, 02:46 PM
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intellectualmeathead.com is one of my fav sites too
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Old 04-16-2009, 02:47 PM
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Today, I got an email notification from Yahoo! Personals: "Hi, we've found 0 new matches for you". FML
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Old 04-16-2009, 03:21 PM
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Today, I was playing with my pet hamster and I decided to put it down my pants for fun. It started running around and I actually got aroused. My mom then proceeded to walk into my room to see me with an erection and my pet hamster poke his head out of the hole in my boxers. FML
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Old 04-16-2009, 03:22 PM
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Today, I was going to have sex with my hispanic boyfriend. I wanted to turn him on, so I asked my friend how to say "**** me" in Spanish. She claimed it was "pollo frito". I then proceeded to have sex, constantly screaming pollo frito for an hour. I later realized I was screaming "fried chicken." FML
rmacs girlfriend?
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Old 04-16-2009, 04:08 PM
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I wasted an hour of my work day the first time I found that.
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