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Old 10-28-2010, 06:55 AM
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“You can lead a horse to water but you can’t make him drink.”

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Old 10-28-2010, 06:56 AM
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Old 10-28-2010, 07:07 AM
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Old 10-28-2010, 07:29 AM
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so, are these cliches or Texas sayings..?

".. beating a dead horse"

PG version: If a bullfrog had wings; R version: If Grandma had balls.... (she'd be Grandpa)
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Old 10-28-2010, 07:35 AM
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Old 10-28-2010, 08:12 AM
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Old 10-28-2010, 08:13 AM
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Old 10-28-2010, 08:16 AM
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Old 10-28-2010, 08:18 AM
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Old 10-28-2010, 08:19 AM
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Old 10-28-2010, 08:21 AM
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Old 10-28-2010, 08:34 AM
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Old 10-28-2010, 08:39 AM
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so, are these cliches or Texas sayings..?

".. beating a dead horse"

PG version: If a bullfrog had wings; R version: If Grandma had balls.... (she'd be Grandpa)
Here`s another one.

"You can`t fix stupid" Ron White lol
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Old 10-28-2010, 09:24 AM
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My grandpa always used to say, "don't worry about the mule being blind, just load the wagon"
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Old 10-28-2010, 09:31 AM
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My grandpa always used to say, "don't worry about the mule being blind, just load the wagon"
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