Favorite Seinfeld quote

[Dr. Jack]

There probably has been this thread before but I am to lazy to search.

Has there ever been a sitcom where so many people actually quote the great quotes long after the show in regular life?

What's your favorite quote?

[Romanowski]

"My name is George. I am unemployed and I live with my parents."
"I'm Victoria, hi!"
- George and Victoria in "The Opposite"

[jaypasco]

crazy, I never even watched this show.

[Dr. Jack]

Originally Posted by jaypasco

crazy, I never even watched this show.

I might have to buy you the DVD set. Seriously I don't understand this.

[jaypasco]

yea, everone i know cant believe i never caught on to this show.

[pwherr]

It's got to be "No soup for you".I still say that sometimes.

[The Judge]

Mulva?

[Gerk]

So let me get this straight. You find yourself in the kitchen, you see an eclair in the receptacle, and you think to yourself, 'What the hell, I'll just eat some trash.'"
"No no no no no. It was not trash."
"Was it in the trash?"
"Yes."
"Then it was trash."
"It wasn't down in. It was sort of on top."
"But it was in the cylinder."
"Above the rim."
"Adjacent to refuse is... refuse."
"It was on a magazine. And it still had the doily on."
"Was it eaten?"
"One little bite."
"Well, that's garbage."
"But I know who took the bite. It was her aunt."
"Well, you, my friend, have crossed the line that divides man and bum. You are now a bum."
- Jerry and George, in "The Gymnast"

[Dr. Jack]

Gerk - Good one.

That has to be one of the best episodes as well

[The Kid 2822]

Kramer: I find that capricious and arbitrary
NYU Counselor: Mr. Kramer, your fly is down.

NYU pulls Darren "the Intern" out of his post at Kramerica Industries

[domafia]

Too hard to name just one.

George Costanza: I'm 33 years old; I haven't outgrown the problems of puberty, I'm already facing the problems of old age. I completely skipped healthy adulthood. I went from having orgasms immediately, to taking forever. You could do your taxes in the time it takes me to have an orgasm. I never had a normal... medium orgasm.
Jerry: I never had a really good pickle.

[domafia]

more.

Telemarketer: Hi. Would you be interested in switching over to TMI Long Distance service?
Jerry: Oh, gee, I can't talk right now. Why don't you give me your home number and I'll call you later.
Telemarketer: Uh, sorry, we're not allowed to do that.
Jerry: Oh, I guess you don't want people calling you at home.
Telemarketer: No.
Jerry: Well, now you know how I feel.
[hangs up]

[domafia]

more.

Newman: [Jerry has just insulted Newman] I'm a little offended, Jerry.
Jerry: You're not a little anything, Newman.

[domafia]

more.

[George is eating all the shrimp]
Riley: Hey George, the ocean called, they're running out of shrimp.
George Costanza: Yeah, well, the jerk store called, they're running out of you.
Riley: What's the difference? You're their all-time best seller.
George Costanza: Yeah well... I had sex with your wife.
Board member: His wife is in a coma.

[domafia]

mas.

George Costanza: I was free and clear. I was living the dream. I was stripped to the waist eating a block of cheese the size of a car battery.
Jerry: Before we go any further, I'd just like to point out how disturbing it is that you equate eating a block of cheese with some sort of bachelor paradise.