Favorite Sex Move

QuadzillaXXX · #1 02-17-2008, 03:53 PM

The Sandbag

Under an assumed name in a tropical region, you meet a young hottie and engage in the well-known cliché of sex on the beach. Just before insertion, remove the rubber (without getting caught of course), and proceed to bang away until you blow your load, without pulling out. As you dismount and prepare for departure, grab a handful of sand, throw it in her eyes, and run away laughing hysterically while leaving her blinded, butt-necked, and knocked up. Especially lots of fun when accomplished during the spring break season.

The Dirty River

You give a bitch the most painful anal sex of her life and then ask her to turn around. Just as she turns you surprise her with a low blow, a punch to her lower stomach as hard as you can. Once you land the blow she will shit uncontrollably, shit will flow from her worn out asshole like a dirty ****ing river. Then just sit back and enjoy the show.

walk066 · #2 02-17-2008, 03:58 PM

LOL.

Tony Danza

Bang a girl Doggy style and after a while grab her head and punch her in the back of the head and yell "Whose the Boss."

QuadzillaXXX · #3 02-17-2008, 04:03 PM

lmao Tony Danza, that made me bust out laughing.

Windy City Irish · #4 02-17-2008, 04:09 PM

Strawberry Shortcake

The action in which the male ejaculates on his partner's face, and then the male punches his partner's nose, which causes blood to stream forth. The semen and blood fluids create a red and white image, just like the icing and filling of a strawberry shortcake

uva3021 · #5 02-17-2008, 04:11 PM

the kentucky flapjack

self explanatory

Wellahiya · #6 02-17-2008, 04:14 PM

oh damn...

The Angry Pirate

When a man is receiving head while standing and his partner on their knees. Just before he ejaculates in his partners mouth, he pulls out and shoots his load in his partners eye. This will cause his partner to shut the eye with the semen in it. When the partner jumps up in anger, the man when kicks his partner in the shin, causing the partner to jump up and down holding the kicked leg and screaming "ARRRGHH!" in pain.

pwherr · #7 02-17-2008, 05:18 PM

Lmfao

BigFratDaddy · #8 02-17-2008, 06:19 PM

where are you getting these?

im personally a fan of the blumpkin

getting a bj while takin a shit

Wellahiya · #9 02-17-2008, 06:26 PM

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QuadzillaXXX · #10 02-17-2008, 06:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BigFratDaddy

where are you getting these?

im personally a fan of the blumpkin

getting a bj while takin a shit

lmao the first time my g/f ever gave me a blowjob i farted in her face. I tried like hell to hold it in cause I didn't know how the hell to tell her I was about to fart. It didn't work.