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Old 10-19-2010, 06:30 PM
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female version of C**k blocking
So, Im sitting in the casino here in Vancouver(the River Rock) playin a little $1-$2 holdem.
On my right this asian lady sits down, plays a few hands and starts chattin me up. I put her anywhere between 50 and 70, well dressed and stylin for her age.
Actually reminded me of the female version of a scotty ng.
Across the table sits down a nice lookin asian hottie about 35 or so and starts. givin me the once over. She plays a few hands and then the chair opens up on my left. Hottie decides she wants to switch seats and asks for the chair to my left. Im thinkin chat this sweetie up and get me a little ass while Im in vancity.

Before I realize what`s happenin Ancient asian bitch is playin musical chairs with the 2 seats on either side of me (effectively pussyblocking) the hottie that wants to sit to my left. Hottie looks and says f**k it and moves to another table
Lost a hundie at the table to boot
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Old 10-19-2010, 06:41 PM
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So, Im sitting in the casino here in Vancouver(the River Rock) playin a little $1-$2 holdem.
On my right this asian lady sits down, plays a few hands and starts chattin me up. I put her anywhere between 50 and 70, well dressed and stylin for her age.
Actually reminded me of the female version of a scotty ng.
Across the table sits down a nice lookin asian hottie about 35 or so and starts. givin me the once over. She plays a few hands and then the chair opens up on my left. Hottie decides she wants to switch seats and asks for the chair to my left. Im thinkin chat this sweetie up and get me a little ass while Im in vancity.

Before I realize what`s happenin Ancient asian bitch is playin musical chairs with the 2 seats on either side of me (effectively pussyblocking) the hottie that wants to sit to my left. Hottie looks and says f**k it and moves to another table
Lost a hundie at the table to boot
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Old 10-19-2010, 06:42 PM
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i just think you got hussled by the 2.
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Old 10-19-2010, 06:44 PM
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Thread title leads me to believe you have yet to realize females cock block much more than males. Is this true ?
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Old 10-19-2010, 06:53 PM
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i just think you got hussled by the 2.
dont see the hustle at this type of table, they didnt make anything off of me.
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Old 10-19-2010, 06:55 PM
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The old asian probably the better lay.
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Old 10-19-2010, 08:00 PM
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shoulda fukked both mom and daughter.
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Old 10-20-2010, 12:13 AM
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i just think you got hussled by the 2.
was what i was thinking
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Old 10-20-2010, 12:14 AM
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The old asian probably the better lay.
probably accurate...one of the best fuks i ever had was by a korean woman around 70 years old...tightest puzzy ever too
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Old 10-20-2010, 12:15 AM
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shoulda fukked both mom and daughter.
one of my dreams before i die...3some with a mom and daughter and having them engage in some incestual lesbianism
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Old 10-20-2010, 12:17 AM
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probably accurate...one of the best fuks i ever had was by a korean woman around 70 years old...tightest puzzy ever too
lol Where did you meet this 70 year old woman? (the mind boogles)
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Old 10-20-2010, 09:04 AM
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one of my dreams before i die...3some with a mom and daughter and having them engage in some incestual lesbianism
rev officially the sickest fukk on CM.
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Old 10-20-2010, 02:45 PM
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rev officially the sickest fukk on CM.
I'm actually laughing as I agree with this statement
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Old 10-20-2010, 04:55 PM
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lol Where did you meet this 70 year old woman? (the mind boogles)
in the expat area of seoul...she was looking for some whitie cock...she might not have been 70..don't know age exactly..she wouldn't tell me...she was at least in late 60s...old as shit for sure
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Old 10-20-2010, 04:55 PM
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