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Old 11-18-2010, 10:24 AM
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Old 11-18-2010, 11:58 AM
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Old 11-18-2010, 02:16 PM
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simple deivce to tell for me...

stick both arms out straight in front of you...
act like you are giving two "thumbs up" signs....
Now, rotate at the wrist inward to where both thumbs are touching each other.
Now, extend both pinky fingers out...

if her ass can fit inside the width formed by your pinky fingers, then she's not too fat... this should allow for a little bit bigger than I'd like, but that's for you guys that like em a slightly larger...

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Old 11-18-2010, 02:32 PM
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Very funny chart, will pass it on to some of my friends, as they will get a laugh out of it.
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Old 11-18-2010, 02:50 PM
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the walrus part was pretty damn funny...
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good stuff!

lol @ does she have tusks?
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Old 11-18-2010, 08:55 PM
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You guys ever bang a fat chick? I did once. It doesn't count though, cause back in the day she was hot, then she got kinda fat, but she still had that hot-chick face, so as far as I'm concerned, I banged a 10.
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You guys ever bang a fat chick? I did once. It doesn't count though, cause back in the day she was hot, then she got kinda fat, but she still had that hot-chick face, so as far as I'm concerned, I banged a 10.
Fat chicks need love too....Once banged a fat chick in college. Big girl tore me up....
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This is actually the chart that I use when Im drunk.....didnt want anyone to really know how the "I've had worse" came from
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