Football Terminology 101:

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Football Terminology 101..

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1. Pitch the bitch...that means second half shutout...like the Bengals did last week vs. the Panthers, etal, ZERO pts. scored in second half

2. Pud pounder special....that means your team has covered the first half spread and is well on their way, or has ALREADY covered the game spread...but you are BETTING (pud pounding) them to cover the second half spread (usually minus pts or even) anyway.

3. Funerals and bat mitzafs (sp)...that means "We're all going to Grandma's house...you can get a spanking....and go to Grandma's house...or, you can just go to Grandma's house!...could be a long ride for YOU!

Definition: game outcome and BOOK concluded...but still in progress!

4. Magumby special....this IS NOT RACIAL!...It just means that there are better players on one side of the ball AT THE START OF THE GAME than the other side.

These are part of a book I'm writing called....

WHAT DOES IT TAKE TO COVER A SPREAD?

Help me, please!

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ps...do you want an acknowledgement in the book with your PERSONAL terminology? Do not post here, but contact here so you can get peace.

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