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Old 05-26-2011, 05:59 PM
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Former WWE Star Chyna Is Getting Back Into Porn

It’s been almost a decade since WWE shemale Chyna unleashed her amateur sex tape onto an unsuspecting public, and now she’s decided to subject the masses to the monstrosity that is her genitals once again. TMZ says:

Vivid President Steve Hirsch [says] Chyna approached him months ago to breathe life into her XXX career — demanding to work with the biggest male porn star in the business.

Steve did her one better and hooked her up with the TWO biggest male porn stars in the business — Evan and Lee Stone — and together, the threesome shot a gnarly skin flick tentatively called “Backdoor into Chyna.”

The DVD is set for release in the near future.

The “two biggest guys in the business” is just code for “somebody who had a bigger dick than she does.” If you haven’t had the misfortune of seeing her tiny penis, I did a little digging (and then a little vomiting and crying in the fetal position) and found a screen cap for you, but be warned: it’s not suitable for work. Or school. Or anyplace where you might ingest food. It’s not suitable for the elderly, the criminally insane, those with heart conditions, back problems, or pregnant women.

Viewing said photo may cause vomiting, nausea, diarrhea, heart palpitations, chills, numbness, hallucinations, temporary amnesia, paralysis and night terrors. You will not like them in a house, you will not like them with a mouse, you will not like her beefy clam, you will not like them, Sam-I-am.
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Old 05-26-2011, 06:30 PM
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She was also on thursday night wrestling recently on spike tv and is trying to make a wrestling comeback with them.
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Old 05-26-2011, 06:33 PM
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She's making a cumback
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Old 05-26-2011, 06:40 PM
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Old 05-26-2011, 07:30 PM
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She was with TNA for a few weeks, but I read where she is done with them......for now. She also legally changed her name to Chyna to get around the WWE trademark.
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Old 05-27-2011, 11:20 AM
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Where is the screen cap?
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Old 05-27-2011, 12:12 PM
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Never knew she did porn

How comes no pics?
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Old 05-27-2011, 02:52 PM
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So is the jury still out if she's a man?
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Old 05-28-2011, 11:13 AM
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Never knew she did porn

How comes no pics?

please don't
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Old 05-28-2011, 06:56 PM
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He/she has a blowjob vid floating around the internet. Looks like she's dawdling a hot dog that just came off the grill.
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Old 05-29-2011, 09:42 AM
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She was in playboy back in the day...
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Old 05-29-2011, 11:26 AM
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Old 05-29-2011, 11:29 AM
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