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Funny Blond Joke
A blind man enters a bar.
> > He finds his way to a bar stool and orders a Budweiser. > After sitting there for a while, he yells to the bartender in a > loud voice, "Hey bartender, you wanna hear a dumb blonde joke?" > > The bar immediately falls deathly quiet. > > In a deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says, "Before you > tell that joke, sir, I think it is just fair, given that you are blind, that > you should know five things: > > One: The bartender is a blonde woman. > Two: The bouncer is a blonde woman. > Three: The woman sitting next to me is blonde and is a professional boxer. > Four: The lady to your right is a blonde and is a professional wrestler. > Five: I'm a 6-foot, 200 pound blonde woman with a Ph.D., a black belt in > karate, and a very bad attitude! > > Now, think about it seriously, mister. Do you still want to tell that joke?" > > The blind man thinks for a second, shakes his head and says: > "Nah ... not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."
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Seth: Gimme that. Alright, you look like a future pedophile in this picture, number 1. Number 2: it doesn't even have a first name, it just says "McLovin"! Evan: What? One name? ONE NAME!?!? Who are you? Seal? Seth: Fogell, this ID says that you're 25 years old. Why wouldn't you just put 21, man? Fogell: Seth, Seth, Seth. Listen up, ass-face: every day, hundreds of kids go into the liquor store with fake IDs, and every single one says they're 21. Pssh, how many 21 year olds do you think there are in this town? It's called f*cking strategy, alright? |
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lol
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lmao
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Lol
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