Funny But in a twisted rude way Joke !!!!!

[sportsguy]

The RECTUM STRETCHER JOKE


While she was "flying" down the road yesterday (10 miles over
the limit), a woman passed over a bridge only to find a cop with a radar gun on the other side lying in wait.

The cop pulled her over, walked up to the car,
>>>and with that classic patronizing smirk we all know
>>>and love, asked, "What's
>>> your
>>> hurry?" To which she replied, "I'm late for
>>>work."
>>> Oh yeah," said the cop, "what do you do?"
>>> I'm a rectum stretcher," she responded.
>>> The cop stammered, "A
what?
>>> A rectum stretcher?
>>> And just what does a rectum stretcher do?"
>>> Well," she said, "I start by inserting one
>>>finger, then work my way up
>>> to
>>> two fingers, then three, then four, then with my
>>>whole hand in, I work
>>> from side to side until I can get both hands in,
>>>and then I slowly but
>>> surely
>>> stretch it, until it's about 6 feet wide."
>>> "And just what do you do with a 6 foot ass hole?" he asked.
>>> She said, "You give him a radar gun and park him behind a ridge..."
Traffic Ticket $95.00
Court Costs. $45.00
Look on the Cop's Face............... PRICELESS

[Ron Mexico]

Originally Posted by sportsguy

The RECTUM STRETCHER JOKE


While she was "flying" down the road yesterday (10 miles over
the limit), a woman passed over a bridge only to find a cop with a radar gun on the other side lying in wait.

The cop pulled her over, walked up to the car,
>>>and with that classic patronizing smirk we all know
>>>and love, asked, "What's
>>> your
>>> hurry?" To which she replied, "I'm late for
>>>work."
>>> Oh yeah," said the cop, "what do you do?"
>>> I'm a rectum stretcher," she responded.
>>> The cop stammered, "A
what?
>>> A rectum stretcher?
>>> And just what does a rectum stretcher do?"
>>> Well," she said, "I start by inserting one
>>>finger, then work my way up
>>> to
>>> two fingers, then three, then four, then with my
>>>whole hand in, I work
>>> from side to side until I can get both hands in,
>>>and then I slowly but
>>> surely
>>> stretch it, until it's about 6 feet wide."
>>> "And just what do you do with a 6 foot ass hole?" he asked.
>>> She said, "You give him a radar gun and park him behind a ridge..."
Traffic Ticket $95.00
Court Costs. $45.00
Look on the Cop's Face............... PRICELESS

Good one!!!!

[sportsguy]

Originally Posted by Ron Mexico

Good one!!!!

Glad you liked it..!!

[leafs]

I am sending that to all my RCMP buddies!!!.....LMAO!!!!!

[sportsguy]

The last line is ment to say

" She said, "You give him a radar gun and park him behind a Bridge "

Something happened to the B in Bridge...