Funny joke

[Dr. Jack]

lady walks into Tiffany's. She looks around, spots a beautiful
diamond bracelet and walks over to inspect it.* As she bends over to look more closely, she* unexpectedly farts.
*
Very embarrassed, she looks around nervously to see if anyone noticed her little woops and prays that a salesperson was not anywhere near.** As she turns around, her worst nightmare materializes in the form of a salesman standing right behind her.* Good looking as well. Cool as a cucumber, he displays all of the qualities one would expect of a professional in a store like Tiffany's.
He politely greets the lady with, 'Good day, Madam. How may we help you today?'
*
Blushing & uncomfortable, but still hoping that the salesman
somehow missed her little 'incident', she asks, 'Sir, what is the price of this lovely bracelet?'
He answers, "Madam.. if you farted just looking at it - you're going to shit when I tell you the price.

[Victor]

He had to let her know!

[KidKnowsPicks]

Originally Posted by Dr. Jack

lady walks into Tiffany's. She looks around, spots a beautiful
diamond bracelet and walks over to inspect it.* As she bends over to look more closely, she* unexpectedly farts.
*
Very embarrassed, she looks around nervously to see if anyone noticed her little woops and prays that a salesperson was not anywhere near.** As she turns around, her worst nightmare materializes in the form of a salesman standing right behind her.* Good looking as well. Cool as a cucumber, he displays all of the qualities one would expect of a professional in a store like Tiffany's.
He politely greets the lady with, 'Good day, Madam. How may we help you today?'
*
Blushing & uncomfortable, but still hoping that the salesman
somehow missed her little 'incident', she asks, 'Sir, what is the price of this lovely bracelet?'

The salesman steps to her side with a quizical look and hesitates.

Flustered now the lady asks, "Do you know how much it costs?"

He answers, "Yes Madam I do... but if just looking at it causes you to fart - I'm afraid you're really going to shit when I tell you the price.

Good one Jack I added a little dramatic pause...

[guzzi]

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[jaws7]

good one

[iggs111]

hahaha, good one jack

[iggs111]

For his birthday a boy asks for a bicycle. His father says, "Son, we'd give you one, but the mortgage on this house is $280,000. There is no way we can afford it."
The next day the father sees the boy heading out the front door carrying a suitcase. So he asks, "Son, where are you going?"
The boy says, "I was walking past your room last night and heard you telling Mommy you were pulling out. Then I heard her tell you to wait because she was coming, too. And I'll be damned if I'm staying here by myself with a $280,000 mortgage and no bike!"

[JETMAN]

HOW CAN YOU TELL WHEN A BLONDE OWNS A VIBRATOR

HER TEETH ARE CHIPPED

LOVE DUMB BLOND JOKES,WIFE GETS PISSED