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09-23-2008, 04:20 PM
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George Brett frequently drops a load in his pants!
 The people who own the unbelievably viral footage of Hall of Fame baseball legend George Brett regaling teammates about the time he pooped his pants are on the war path -- claiming the tape was stolen, and threatening to wipe the floor, so to speak, with the person behind the crime. So here are the facts -- the footage was shot almost 4 years ago for a local Kansas City TV show called Metro Sports, which is produced by Time Warner Cable. The stuff about the dookie-pants never made the air. When the viral nugget started hitting YouTube and countless sports blogs over the weekend, TWC claims they immediatey "launched an investigation" to find out who lifted the tape -- and promised that "the person or persons responsible will be fully prosecuted under applicable state and federal law." George Brett isn't afraid to admit that he shits his pants. Deadspin linked to the You Tube video from an unknown spring training in which the Kansas City Royals legend farts and then admits he pooped his pants the night before. "I'm good about twice a year for that," Brett explains without a hint of embarrassment. "When was the last time you shit your pants? Been a while?" Brett continues with an amazingly detailed story of shitting himself at the Bellagio in Las Vegas while saying "****" roughly 47,509 times in three minutes. The money quote: "The most perfect double-tapered shit of my life. True story," Brett says of the day after. "Who's the pitchers in this game?" Upon hearing this news, a co-worker asked: "I wonder if he ever shit his pants after he ate at his restaurant?" 
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09-23-2008, 04:36 PM
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Sick
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09-23-2008, 05:06 PM
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not that big of a deal...have done it in public 2 times in my adult life and just the other day i farted and shat myself on the couch...just clean it up and move on
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09-23-2008, 05:47 PM
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09-23-2008, 05:51 PM
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09-23-2008, 05:56 PM
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both times in public were hard to control...the first one was when i was walking to a night class at penn state and while i was walking i had to go really bad and i was far from the building...trying to hold it in and walk is hard and it came out when i was just about to cross the street and go into the classroom building...went into the bathroom, cleaned up, and threw the underwear in the corner of the stall and went to class on time... the 2nd one was in santa clara, ca...was at the baltimore ravens/oakland raiders afc championship game...went to a bar for food...they had a barrel of pickles that you could just help yourself and eat as many as you want...i am a huge pickle lover and i over indulged....went back to santa clara and as i was walking into the library at the university to use the internet, it just came out all of a sudden...no warning whatsoever...this one was quite messy...all down the leg and everything...finally got into the bathroom and it just came out more and was all over the place...i cleaned up the best as i could...again, i flung the underwear into the corner of the stall (i guess my tagging of sort) and then went out and used the internet as if nothing happened
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09-23-2008, 05:57 PM
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09-23-2008, 06:25 PM
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 Your couch thanks you
Last edited by captaincapper; 09-23-2008 at 06:27 PM.
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09-23-2008, 06:36 PM
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close call again...too many pickles today...luckily the bathroom is close to my room
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09-23-2008, 06:45 PM
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rev, can you please take a picture of the room you live in and post it, im sure everyone is curious, i know i am....im picturing some kind of dark cave like area with fast food wrappers everywhere
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09-23-2008, 06:47 PM
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09-23-2008, 07:20 PM
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09-23-2008, 07:35 PM
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this thread is making me want to ****ing puke
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09-23-2008, 09:41 PM
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Sharts suck!
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09-24-2008, 09:58 AM
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