Getting Even

[Lukester]

A local house painter's experience:

"You mean you don't want to pay me now that I'm done painting your house?"

(Well, let's see about that A-hole)

He goes back to the client's house the next day with a full gallon of paint and splashes it all over his garage door and inter-lock stone driveway.

"Let's see if cleaning this shit is cheaper to clean than paying me."


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Post your Getting Even moments...

[Lukester]

Here's one that rotten kids do:

Poop in a paper bag then twist the top. Put it on the front porch of the person of interest. Light up the tip of the paper bag with a match, ring the doorbell, then run as fast you can...

[Chris46139]

Originally Posted by Lukester

Here's one that rotten kids do:

Poop in a paper bag then twist the top. Put it on the front porch of the person of interest. Light up the tip of the paper bag with a match, ring the doorbell, then run as fast you can...

He called the shit, poop

[Keith]

Originally Posted by Chris46139

He called the shit, poop

only a guy who changes diapers on a regular basis would call it poop--right Chris ?

[Chris46139]

Originally Posted by Keith

only a guy who changes diapers on a regular basis would call it poop--right Chris ?

Fuk me Keith, you got me there, I do mostly call it poop. Just going for the quick Billy Madison reference there, LOL

[be47320]

Originally Posted by Lukester

Here's one that rotten kids do:

Poop in a paper bag then twist the top. Put it on the front porch of the person of interest. Light up the tip of the paper bag with a match, ring the doorbell, then run as fast you can...

solid one there, never heard of that one

[Chris46139]

I heard Be's friends got him with the old saran wrap on the toilet seat gag. Fool proof since he sits down when he pees

[Keith]

Originally Posted by Chris46139

I heard Be's friends got him with the old saran wrap on the toilet seat gag. Fool proof since he sits down when he pees

LOL

[BigdaddyQH]

This stuff was big in the 60's. Now you bring it up? Old news.

[rjb1816]

Originally Posted by be47320

solid one there, never heard of that one

yes, it was a branch off from the new hip thing to do called doorbell ditch, where you ring the doorbell of the person of interest and then run as fast as you can. use this multiple times on the same house for increased effect

[be47320]

not sure if you guys have heard of these but they are fool proof

you get this little electronic buzzer thing, put it in the palm of your hand then shake someones hand and it scares the shit out of them...crazy stuff



there is another one where you get this platic bag looking thing and out it under someones couch, when they sit down it makes a sound like they farted...HILARIOUS!

[Chris46139]

[Chris46139]

Sometimes when I'm really angry with someone though I tape the nozzle on the sprayer on the sink down and wait for the person to turn the sink on. Hilarity ensues

[be47320]

kick me sign and whopee cushion pranks just got to canada, that and tommy hilfigger clothes

[rjb1816]

Have you guys ever loosened the lid on the salt shaker? Man, it's great...the person goes to sprinkle a little salt on their food and they get WAY more than they wanted, and then you laugh at them