Ghetto Spellin' Bee...LOL...

[bcbadgalz]

GHETTO SPELLIN' BEE
Leroy is a 20 year-old 5th grader. This is Leroy's homework assignment.
He must use each vocabulary word in a sentence:

1. Hotel - I gave my girlfriend
crabs, and the ho tel everybody.

2. Dictate - My girlfriend say my
dictate good.

3. Catacomb - I saw Don King at da
fight the other night. Man,
somebody get that catacomb!

4. Foreclose - If I pay alimony
today, I got no money foreclose.

5. Rectum - I had two Cadillacs, but
my bitch rectum both.

6. Disappointment - My parole officer
tol' me if I miss
disappointment they gonna send
me back to the joint.

7. Penis - I went to the doctors and
he handed me a cup and said penis.

8. Israel - Tito try to sell me a
Rolex. I say, "man, it look fake."
He say, "Bullshit, that watch israel."

9. Undermine - There's a fine lookin'
ho living in the apartment undermine.

10. Acoustic - When I was little, my
uncle bought me acoustic and
took me to the poolhall.

11. Iraq - When we got to the poolhall,
I tol' my uncle iraq, you break.

12. Stain - My mother-in-law stopped
by and I axed her, "Do you plan
on stain for dinner?"

13. Fortify - I axed this ho on da
street, "how much?" she say
"fortify."

14. Income - I just got in bed wif da
ho and income my wife.

Furthering your education with Today's Ebonic word:
Today's word is :"OMELETTE"
Let us use it in a sentence. "I should pop yo ass fo what you jus
did, but omelette dis one slide."

[Pudge]

hahahaha thats pretty good BC

[Cameron]

Funny shit only problem is you put the best two first should have saved them for last lol!!!

[Toronto_Mike]

HAHAHAH excellent list. I wish there was a live version of this.

[darealist2]

8. Israel - Tito try to sell me a
Rolex. I say, "man, it look fake."
He say, "Bullshit, that watch israel."

lmfao!

[Deck]

good chit.