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Old 04-01-2007, 03:51 PM
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This girl comes into my office and won't leave
I can never get rid of her. Don't get me wrong, she's a really nice girl and I enjoy talking with her, but ****ing hell I always try to leave a few awkward pauses so she'll get the hint and leave but she never catches on. Today I told her I had to get going to a lecture and she still took another ten minutes to get the **** moving. It's freaking me out. My other office partner just teases me and really isn't helping the situation at all. Maybe I should try shoving her. Hard. And then punching her in the clam. She'd probably take a seat in my office to recuperate. Cripes. So ends my bitching rant. Thanks for being a teamplayer and hearing me out. Alright, good talk.
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Old 04-01-2007, 03:53 PM
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throw her under your desk and shut her up
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Oops... I almost forgot. I won't be able to make it fellas. Veronica and I trying this new fad called uh, jogging. I believe it's jogging or yogging. it might be a soft j. I'm not sure but apparently you just run for an extended period of time. It's supposed to be wild.

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Old 04-01-2007, 04:03 PM
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I can never get rid of her. Don't get me wrong, she's a really nice girl and I enjoy talking with her, but ****ing hell I always try to leave a few awkward pauses so she'll get the hint and leave but she never catches on. Today I told her I had to get going to a lecture and she still took another ten minutes to get the **** moving. It's freaking me out. My other office partner just teases me and really isn't helping the situation at all. Maybe I should try shoving her. Hard. And then punching her in the clam. She'd probably take a seat in my office to recuperate. Cripes. So ends my bitching rant. Thanks for being a teamplayer and hearing me out. Alright, good talk.
Then you should be prepared to actually leave your office.

Just say...."Excuse me little girl, but I am already 10 minutes late for my lecture, BYE"
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Old 04-01-2007, 04:32 PM
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What's she look like? How old?
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Old 04-01-2007, 04:35 PM
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Oops... I almost forgot. I won't be able to make it fellas. Veronica and I trying this new fad called uh, jogging. I believe it's jogging or yogging. it might be a soft j. I'm not sure but apparently you just run for an extended period of time. It's supposed to be wild.

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Old 04-01-2007, 04:36 PM
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Old 04-01-2007, 04:38 PM
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Old 04-01-2007, 04:53 PM
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Old 04-01-2007, 04:55 PM
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Old 04-01-2007, 04:56 PM
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Old 04-01-2007, 05:46 PM
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