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Old 01-15-2007, 10:27 AM
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To All The Old Girlfriends or Boyfriends:


My wife and I were sitting at a table at my high school reunion, and I kept staring at a drunken lady swigging her drink as she sat alone at a nearby table. My wife asks, "Do you know her?"
Yes, " I sighed, " She`s my old girlfiend. I understand she took to drinking right after we split up those many years ago, and I hear she hasn't been sober since."

"My God!" says my wife, "Who would think a person could go on celebrating that long?"
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Old 01-15-2007, 11:05 AM
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I like it....
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Old 01-15-2007, 12:21 PM
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Old 01-15-2007, 12:48 PM
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Old 01-15-2007, 12:56 PM
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Old 01-15-2007, 02:39 PM
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