Girls on OKCupid

[uva3021]

Was doing some squirrel hunting and extracted three possible candidates for future sexual intercourse. Please rate them on a scale of 1-2, 2 being copulation worthy.

25 (Teacher and wine connoisseur, great profile, says she's a runner but based on her other photos, if she's a runner I'm the last zion)



25 (no profile information but she obviously has a pleasant countenance)



26 (she looks Jewish, not that there is anything wrong with that, but when a girl's features and disposition overtly betray an obvious specific religious faction I tend to shy away. JDSilk thinks she's a knockout)



25 (Says she is new to the local Roanoke area, though she has lived here for over a year, perhaps a loser? She has three photos on her profile and each one looks like a different person, so she's a three-face. I'm not attracted to her, JDSilk thinks she's a knockout.)



Sarcastic comments welcome, but please be honest with the calculus of your rating.

[be47320]

your only shot, and its a long one at that, is with chick in first picture so ratings dont matter

[uva3021]

Originally Posted by be47320

your only shot, and its a long one at that, is with chick in first picture so ratings dont matter

agree, may give her a shout

she said in her profile "I never go anywhere without my chapstick"

obviously a prop to stick in her bum while i have my cock in her pussy

[be47320]

wtf is that towel doll in her pic rufio? your chances may be improving

[be47320]

and a playstation controller also, may have found your match my friend

[uva3021]

saw that, i think she's at a motel 6 wtf, its a sega controller, and she has fashioned a cross section of a ku klux klan doll out of courtesy towels

[be47320]

# 3 has crazy eyes, and #4 has those glass eyes like she has no soul...other than that they are moderately attractive

[uva3021]

#2 without sunglasses may be hammerhead girl

hammerhead girl - eBaum's World Forum

[be47320]

lol

[mrwho]

1 using deceiving angle..

2,3 is what i'd shoot for...then 4

[Quiksilver]

purely based on looks id go with 2 and 4

dont find 3 attractive at all

[mrhotpicks2]

lol @ this thread

[Windy City Irish]

this is all obviously false since we should be seeing pictures of men in this thread. ploy to throw us off track!

[Windy City Irish]

second....jdsilk should not be an accepted use of advice...

[JDSilk]

lol, i never said knockouts....

when i searched the roanoke area, those were the ones that caught my eye. There was not much to chose from though...