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Old 03-09-2010, 10:47 PM
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The Goat Woman: 101 Year Old Chinese Gandmother, Grows Mystery Horn On Forehead

HOLY SHIT!!! Pretty sure the devil has arrived. Go see a doctor or something.

An elderly Chinese woman has stunned her family and fellow villagers by growing from her forehead a horn than resembles a goat’s. Grandmother Zhang Ruifang, 101, of Linlou village, Henan province, began developing the mysterious protrusion last year. Since then it has grown 2.4in in length and another now appears to emerging on the other side of the mother of seven’s forehead.

The condition has left her family baffled and worried. Her youngest of six sons, Zhang Guozheng, 60, said "when a patch of rough skin formed on her forehead last year we didn't pay too much attention to it" But as time went on a horn grew out of her head and it is now 6cm long," added Mr Zhang, whose eldest brother and sibling is 82 years old. "Now something is also growing on the right side of her forehead. It’s quite possible that it’s another horn."

Although, it is unknown what the protrusion is on Mrs Zhang’s head, it resembles a cutaneous horn. This is a funnel-shaped growth and although most are only a few millimetres in length, some can extend a number of inches from the skin. Cutaneous horns are made up of compacted keratin, which is the same protein we have in our hair and nails, and forms horns, wool and feathers in animals.

They usually develop in fair-skinned elderly adults who have a history of significant sun exposure but it is extremely unusual to see it form protrusions of this size.

The growths are most common in elderly people, aged between 60 and the mid-70s. They can sometimes be cancerous but more than half of cases are benign. Common underlying causes of cutaneous horns are common warts, skin cancer and actinic keratoses, patches of scaly skin that develop on skin exposed to the sun, such as your face, scalp or forearms.
Cutaneous horns can be removed surgically but this does not treat the underlying cause.

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Old 03-10-2010, 10:05 AM
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that loks photo shopped. where did u find this article
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I would tear her up like looseleaf paper.. If u get a chance to bang a woman with a horn u have to take it, kind of like a midget

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this is not photo shopped guys....it really is the devil

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/worl...vil-horns.html
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She looks a little horny.
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She looks a little horny.
hahahahaha. I think PB is gonna take care of that
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wildcat, u had worse?
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wildcat, u had worse?
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wildcat, u had worse?
I would put a washcloth on the end of that horn and let her clean the undercarriage..but thats just me
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I would put a washcloth on the end of that horn and let her clean the undercarriage..but thats just me
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I would tear her up like looseleaf paper.. If u get a chance to bang a woman with a horn u have to take it, kind of like a midget
FUKK U man I have a busted rib. Read the looseleaf part and cracked up and felt the pain, then read the 2nd part and got in more pain. Now I literally know why people say 'my ribs hurt' when they laugh so hard.

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She's probably the one who SHAT on PB's bed. He so drunk that night, forgot he had that dried up old cooch already....
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Good stuff goose, I'd send this to the Devils front office...tell them to Market it as " We have hardcore Devils' fans around the World"....lol.
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