Golf And Funerals

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Two guys are golfing on a course that is right next to a cemetery. After they tee off, one of the golfers notices that there is a funeral procession passing by. So he takes off his hat, and places it over his heart. When the funeral is over, the other golfer looks at the guy and asks, "Why did you do that?" The man replies, "Well we were maried for almost 40 years. It's the least I could do."

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Sportsbook Joke of the Day

- first time they sent out Jokes to me... i think i just post it under here.

Golf Mates

This middle aged couple had played golf together for most of their married life. One night over the evening meal she mused: "If I die before you, will you get married again?"

Although he was absorbed in the evening newspaper he muttered, 'I guess so."

"Would you play golf with her?"
"I guess so," he mumbled.

"Would you take her to our club?"
"I guess so," he said.

"Surely you wouldn't let her use my clubs?"

"No, of course not. Anyway, she's left handed!"


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