Golf joke

[Yankee23]

A man staggered into a hospital with a concussion, multiple bruises, two black eyes, and a five iron wrapped tightly around his throat. Naturally,
the Doctor asked him, "What happened to you?" "Well, I was
having a quiet round of golf with my wife, when at a difficult
hole; we both sliced our golf balls into a field of cattle. We went
to look for them and while I was looking around I noticed one of the cows had something white at its rear end."

"I walked over, lifted its tail, and sure enough, there was a golf
ball with my wife's monogram on it - stuck right in the middle of the cow's
butt. Still holding the cow's tail up, I yelled to my wife, "Hey, this looks like yours!'"






"I don't remember much after that"

[Snowman]

lmao

[Victor]

Good one! lol