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05-24-2011, 08:21 AM
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Golf terminology
A 'Rock Hudson' - a putt that looked straight, but wasn't.
A 'Saddam Hussein' - from one bunker into another. A 'Yasser Arafat' - butt ugly and in the sand. A 'John Kennedy Jr.' - didn't quite make it over the water.. A 'Rodney King' - over-clubbed. An 'O.J.'- got away with one. A 'Princess Grace' - should have used a driver. A 'Princess Di' - shouldn't have used the driver. A 'Condom' - safe, but didn't feel very good. A 'Brazilian' - shaved the hole. A 'Rush Limbaugh' - a little to the right. A 'Nancy Pelosi' - Way to the left and out of bounds. A 'James Joyce' - a putt that's impossible to read. A 'Ted Kennedy' - goes in the water and jumps out. A 'Pee Wee Herman' - too much wrist. A 'Sonny Bono' - straight into the trees. A 'Paris Hilton' - a very expensive hole.
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05-24-2011, 08:24 AM
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Haha good stuff
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05-24-2011, 08:41 AM
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Very good, I can relate to most of them.
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05-24-2011, 08:50 AM
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I might break some of these out, next time I play.......
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05-24-2011, 09:10 AM
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Good stuff!
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05-24-2011, 09:25 AM
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nice stuff yankee
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05-24-2011, 09:25 AM
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An Amelia Earhart -- it looked good in the air but you never found it
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05-24-2011, 11:17 AM
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Always powder your Balls before playing and keep your putts low.
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05-24-2011, 02:26 PM
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Those were some solid lines, I like it!
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05-24-2011, 04:43 PM
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I thought an OJ was a slice
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05-24-2011, 05:38 PM
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I had a condom, a pee wee herman, and a Sonny Bono today in my sweet 85 that I shot lol.
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05-24-2011, 05:42 PM
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LOL Good Job Yankee23
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05-24-2011, 06:03 PM
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