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12-01-2006, 11:47 AM
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Gonna Have To Find Me A New Mechanic
Mechanic Crashes $500K Porsche on Drive Back to Owner
PORT CHESTER, N.Y. (AP) -- This is one big "Uh-Ohh.'' A mechanic who finished doing minor body work on a $500,000 sports car crashed the Porsche Carrera G-T into a telephone pole, while he was driving it back to the customer. Mechanic Chris Numme of Port Chester says he and a helper were in the car when he swerved to avoid a truck and lost control. Numme says he was going no faster than 30 miles per hour. He's says he's thankful he and his friend are alive. Numme had fixed a crack in the car's side at his repair shop and was returning the silver sports car to a Greenwich, Conn., dealer the morning of Nov. 24 when he crashed. The car is owned by a 70-year-old Robert Greenhill, an investment banker from Greenwich. The two-seater limited-edition sports car's engine boasts more than 600 horsepower. The car can accelerate from a standing start to 60 miles per hour in less than four seconds. Numme says his insurance company has already located a replacement car.
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12-01-2006, 01:20 PM
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cant get good help deez dayz...
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12-01-2006, 06:09 PM
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12-01-2006, 06:25 PM
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30 mph....what BS that is. He was driving a 600HP car and we're supposed to believe that he was driving the speed limit. Plus how can you swerve out of control going only 30mph.
 It's a top of the line race car and can probably take corners going 60-70.
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12-01-2006, 07:16 PM
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30mph...im sure da helper waz ridin shotgun to monitor that the governor waz operating properly...
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