Good Bar Joke

[wacco]

A man walks into a bar, and orders a beer.

As he sits there, the jar of nuts on the bar tells him what a nice shirt he is wearing.

Disturbed by this, he goes to the cigarette vending machine to buy a pack of smokes. As he approaches the machine, it starts screaming and shouting at him.

He runs to the bar and explains this to the bartender.

The bartender apologizes and says "The peanuts are complimentary, but the cigarette machine is out of order"!

[dollarbills]

fyi............................this joke sucks

[wacco]

Originally Posted by dollarbills

fyi............................this joke sucks

I love you too.

[skippy]

Originally Posted by wacco

I love you too.

Please.....profess your love in the PRISON thread.

[skippy]

It was a dusty western town in the wild wild west.....

A 3 legged dog hops into the saloon and goes directly to the bar.
The bartender looks at the dog and asks "What can I do for you??"

The dog replies....."I'm looking for the man who shot my pa(w)"

[ZIGGYSTARDUST]

A kid comes home from school and tells his dad he must write a paper on the difference between Theory and Reality.. He tells his son to go ask his sister if she would give a guy a BJ for a million dollars.. He runs upstairs and comes back down and says "Yes she would".. He says go ask your mother.. The kid says I cant ask mom that, to which dad replys do you want to find out the difference? He shrugs his shoulders and goes to ask his mother.. Returning shortly he tells his dad "Yes she would".. Dad replys there you have it son, in Theory we are living with two millionaries in Reality we are living with two cocksuckers..

[Fanz]

What do you tell a girl with two black eyes???? Nothing, she's already been told twice!!!