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Old 10-21-2006, 12:47 PM
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A good laugh ( Merged )

TELL THIS ONE TO YOUR DENTIST!

JOE H.


A little boy goes shopping with his mother and is
waiting right outside of the ladies dressing room for
his Mom to come out. While waiting the little boy gets
bored and just when his Mom comes walking out, she
sees her son sliding his hand up a mannequin's skirt.
"Get your hand out of there!" she
shouts. "Don't you know that women have teeth down
there?"
The little boy quickly snatches his hand away and
thanks his lucky stars he didn't get bitten.

For the next ten years, this little boy grows up
believing all women have teeth between their legs.

When he's 16, he gets a girlfriend. One night, while
her parents are out of town, she invites him over for a little action. After an hour of making out and
grinding on the sofa, she says, "You know, you could
go a little further if you want." "What do you mean?" he asks.
"Well, why don't you put your hand down there?" she
says, pointing to her crotch.
"HELL NO!" he cries, "you've got teeth down here!"
"Don't be ridiculous," she responds, "there's no such
thing as teeth down there!"
"Yes there are," he says, "my Mom told me so." "No
there aren't," she insists. "Here, look for yourself."
With that, she pulls down her pants and gives him a
little peek. "No I'm sorry" he says. "My Mom already
told me that ALL women have teeth down there."
"Oh for crying out loud!" she cries. She whips off her
panties, throws her legs behind her head and says,
"LOOK, I DON'T have any teeth down there."
The boy takes a good long look and replies, "Well,
after seeing the condition of those gums, I'm not
surprised!"
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Old 10-21-2006, 12:49 PM
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NFL ATS Streak System (after 3 weeks)

Won 2: 7-3 (70%)
Won 3: 1-1-1 (50%)
Won 4: 1-0 (100%)
Won 5: 1-0 (100%)
Lost 2: 4-2 (67%)
Lost 3: 1-2 (33%)
Lost 4: 1-0 (100%)
Lost 5: 1-0 (100%)

Overall: 17-8-1 (68%)

NFL ATS/Public System (after 3 weeks)


5-3 (63%)

NCAAFB Public System (after 1 week)

60% - 69% -
10-11-1 (48%)


70% - 79% - 10-4 (71%) <---- Good early trend

80% - 99% - 0-2 (0%)

Overall: 20-17-1 (54%)

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Old 10-21-2006, 07:04 PM
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About, "A well hung jury!"

This post is dedicated to poster Hung Jury who responded to my Good Laugh post. Oh, don't get the wrong idea. I likes womens!
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Old 10-21-2006, 07:08 PM
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Old 10-21-2006, 07:09 PM
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I'm confused
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NFL ATS Streak System (after 3 weeks)

Won 2: 7-3 (70%)
Won 3: 1-1-1 (50%)
Won 4: 1-0 (100%)
Won 5: 1-0 (100%)
Lost 2: 4-2 (67%)
Lost 3: 1-2 (33%)
Lost 4: 1-0 (100%)
Lost 5: 1-0 (100%)

Overall: 17-8-1 (68%)

NFL ATS/Public System (after 3 weeks)


5-3 (63%)

NCAAFB Public System (after 1 week)

60% - 69% -
10-11-1 (48%)


70% - 79% - 10-4 (71%) <---- Good early trend

80% - 99% - 0-2 (0%)

Overall: 20-17-1 (54%)

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Old 10-21-2006, 07:18 PM
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