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Old 12-29-2006, 08:54 PM
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Got a physical today
My doctor is a pretty hot asian lady. It was all going really well until the " Ok I just need you to drop your pants". I really had to concentrate not to get a chubby when she grabbed my balls!!! I never saw her put on the rubber gloves and I think I might have her ring up my ass!!! Something is not right!!!
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Old 12-29-2006, 08:58 PM
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Are you sure she was a Doctor?
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Old 12-29-2006, 09:00 PM
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i definitely would have been sporting wood...can't help it
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Old 12-29-2006, 09:04 PM
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ive never had a ring shoved in my ass but i think id know if i did
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Old 12-29-2006, 09:07 PM
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Are you sure she was a Doctor?

This was my first visit!!! JK
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Old 12-29-2006, 09:07 PM
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ive never had a ring shoved in my ass but i think id know if i did
Well, you are the expert
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Old 12-29-2006, 09:12 PM
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Old 12-29-2006, 09:16 PM
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ive never had a ring shoved in my ass but i think id know if i did

Just not used to having something going the wrong way on the off ramp!!
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Old 12-29-2006, 09:17 PM
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Just not used to having something going the wrong way on the off ramp!!
It's very dangerous to drive up a one way street
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Old 12-30-2006, 10:16 AM
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My doctor is a pretty hot asian lady.
They are called masseuses down here.
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Old 12-30-2006, 10:45 AM
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do da helicoppter...
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Old 12-30-2006, 10:50 AM
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Old 12-30-2006, 11:52 AM
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It was probably the dentist
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i jacked to this scenario one time
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