Government work

[Ron Mexico]

A guy goes to the U.S. Post Office to apply for a job. The interviewer
asks him, "Have you been in the service?" "Yes," he says. "I was in
Vietnam for three years." The interviewer says, "That will give you
extra
points toward employment" and then asks, "Are you disabled in any way?

The guy says, "Yes 100%...a mortar round exploded near me and blew my
testicles off." The interviewer tells the guy, " O.K. I can hire you
right
now. The hours are from 8:00 A.M. to 4:00 P.M. You can start tomorrow.
Come in at 10:00A.M."

The guy is puzzled and says, "If the hours are from 8:00 A.M. to 4:00
P.M.
then why do you want me to come in at 10:00 A.M. ?"

"This is a government job" the interviewer says. "For the first two
hours
we stand around just scratching our balls. No point in you coming in
for
that."

[TN TITAN Fan In STL]

Lol