Granny packing heat!!!

[Ron Mexico]

This is a true account recorded in the police log of Sarasota , Florida .


An elderly Florida lady did her shopping and, upon returning to her car,
found four males in the act of leaving with her vehicle. She dropped her
shopping bags and drew her handgun, proceeding to scream at the top of her
voice, "I have a gun, and I know how to use it! Get out of the car!"

The four men didn't wait for a second invitation. They got out and ran
like mad. The lady, somewhat shaken, then proceeded to load her shopping
bags into the back of the car and got into the driver's seat.

She was so shaken that she could not get her key into the ignition. She
tried and tried, and then it dawned on her why. For the same reason she did
not understand why there was a football, a Frisbee and two 12 packs in the
front seat.

A few minutes later, she found her own car parked four or five spaces
further down the parking lot. She loaded her bags into the car and drove
to the police station to report her mistake.

The sergeant to whom she told the story couldn't stop laughing. He pointed
to the other end of the counter, where four pale men were reporting a car
jacking by a mad, elderly woman described as white, less than five feet
tall, glasses, curly white hair, and carrying a large handgun. No charges
were filed.

Moral of the story? If you're going to have a Senior Moment, make it
memorable.

[cptkirk321]

[BigFratDaddy]

lol

[slipperypete]

LOL!!! that's awesome

[Chris46139]

That is the funniest story ever. Imagine that happening to you, I wouldn't want to go home and tell anyone. Thats a story those guys probably keep to theirselves

[sesh]

lololol

[ronaldn]

A great and funny story but unfortunately that's all that it is....a story. Check it out on urban Legends.

[dave nz]

Originally Posted by ronaldn

A great and funny story but unfortunately that's all that it is....a story. Check it out on urban Legends.

Agree I could see through it too

Cool story still.