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Old 01-25-2006, 12:58 PM
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Guts Or Balls ???
Guts or Balls


We've all heard about people having guts or balls. But do you really
know the difference between them? In an effort to keep you informed,
the definition for each is listed below ..


GUTS - is arriving home late after a night out with the
guys, being assaulted by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to
ask: "Are you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?"


BALLS - is coming home late after a night out with the
guys, smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping
your wife on the ass and having the balls to say: "You're next."


I hope this clears up any confusion on the subject.
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Old 01-25-2006, 01:01 PM
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Old 01-25-2006, 01:15 PM
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haaaaaaaaa...... rather have balls than guts
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Old 01-25-2006, 03:50 PM
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Old 01-25-2006, 03:55 PM
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You might as well go balls because you are dead either way.
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Old 01-25-2006, 09:41 PM
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haaaaaaaaa...... rather have balls than guts
Not for long if you are married to her.....

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Old 01-25-2006, 10:22 PM
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Not for long if you are married to her.....

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That an ugly story skippy...he deserved it !
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Old 01-25-2006, 10:27 PM
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That an ugly story skippy...he deserved it !
HUH???

A man doesn't deserve to be snipped just because he is a lousy karaoke singer LOL.

The only plausible reason is that she wants him to sing "higher"
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Old 01-25-2006, 10:39 PM
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Guts or Balls


We've all heard about people having guts or balls. But do you really
know the difference between them? In an effort to keep you informed,
the definition for each is listed below ..


GUTS - is arriving home late after a night out with the
guys, being assaulted by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to
ask: "Are you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?"


BALLS - is coming home late after a night out with the
guys, smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping
your wife on the ass and having the balls to say: "You're next."


I hope this clears up any confusion on the subject.
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