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Old 01-22-2007, 09:58 AM
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A Guy Gets A Phone Call From An Ex-Girlfriend
I got a phone call from a gorgeous ex-girlfriend the other day. We lost
track of time, chatting about the wild, romantic nights we used to
enjoy together. I couldn't believe it when she asked if I'd be
interested in meeting up and rekindling a little of that "magic."

Wow!" I said. "I don't know if I could keep pace with you now. I'm a
bit older and a bit balder than when you last saw me!" She just giggled
and said she was sure I'd "rise" to the challenge.

"Yeah" I said, "just so long as you don't mind a man with a waistline
that's a few inches wider these days!"

She laughed and told me to stop being so silly. She teased me, saying
that tubby bald men were cute, and she was sure I would still be a
great lover. "Any way," she giggled, "I've put on a few pounds myself!"

So I told her to f*ck off.
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Seth: Gimme that. Alright, you look like a future pedophile in this picture, number 1. Number 2: it doesn't even have a first name, it just says "McLovin"!
Evan: What? One name? ONE NAME!?!? Who are you? Seal?
Seth: Fogell, this ID says that you're 25 years old. Why wouldn't you just put 21, man?
Fogell: Seth, Seth, Seth. Listen up, ass-face: every day, hundreds of kids go into the liquor store with fake IDs, and every single one says they're 21. Pssh, how many 21 year olds do you think there are in this town? It's called f*cking strategy, alright?
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Old 01-22-2007, 10:00 AM
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Old 01-22-2007, 10:11 AM
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Old 01-22-2007, 05:29 PM
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Old 01-22-2007, 06:46 PM
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Old 01-22-2007, 09:32 PM
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Old 01-23-2007, 08:55 AM
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Old 01-23-2007, 01:47 PM
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a little extra junk in the trunk is OK

my opinion...when i go for the chicken wings at the buffet line i don't go for the skinny chicken, but i also don't go for the extra fat chicken...you know?
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Old 01-23-2007, 02:03 PM
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a little extra junk in the trunk is OK

my opinion...when i go for the chicken wings at the buffet line i don't go for the skinny chicken, but i also don't go for the extra fat chicken...you know?
I go for the skinny chicken with the big t*ts.
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Seth: Gimme that. Alright, you look like a future pedophile in this picture, number 1. Number 2: it doesn't even have a first name, it just says "McLovin"!
Evan: What? One name? ONE NAME!?!? Who are you? Seal?
Seth: Fogell, this ID says that you're 25 years old. Why wouldn't you just put 21, man?
Fogell: Seth, Seth, Seth. Listen up, ass-face: every day, hundreds of kids go into the liquor store with fake IDs, and every single one says they're 21. Pssh, how many 21 year olds do you think there are in this town? It's called f*cking strategy, alright?
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Old 01-23-2007, 03:49 PM
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I go for the skinny chicken with the big t*ts.
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