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Old 06-04-2006, 10:24 PM
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Cool Gynecologist Joke

The Gynecologist

A Beautiful Woman went to the gynecologist.
The doctor took one look at the woman and
all his professionalism flew out the window.
He immediately told her to get undressed.

After she disrobed the doctor began to stroke
her thigh. While Doing so he asked her,
"Do you know what I'm doing?"

"Yes," she replied, "You are checking for
abrasions or dermatological abnormalities."

"That's right," said the doctor.

He then began to fondle her Breasts.
"Do you know what I am doing now?" he asked.

"Yes," she said, "You are checking for lumps
which might indicate breast cancer."

"Correct," replied the shady doctor.

Finally, he mounted his patient and started
having sexual intercourse with her. He asked,
"Do you know what I am doing now?"

"Yes," she said, "You're getting herpes:
which is why I came here in the first place."
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Old 06-04-2006, 10:41 PM
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Old 06-05-2006, 06:23 AM
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Good one! lmao!
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Old 06-06-2006, 02:08 PM
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HAHAHAHA nice job Terps
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Old 06-13-2006, 12:32 AM
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dat wa funny
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Old 06-13-2006, 11:08 AM
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