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Old 03-02-2014, 09:56 AM
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Old 03-02-2014, 10:01 AM
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Old 03-02-2014, 10:03 AM
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Old 03-02-2014, 09:07 PM
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Old 03-02-2014, 11:05 PM
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Old 03-02-2014, 11:54 PM
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"Texas can make it without the United States but the United States cannot make it without Texas"

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Old 03-03-2014, 06:53 AM
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That's so funny,


I took a pretty good shit this morning, wanted to see it, so put the shit tickets on the side, stood up and looked down, pile of shit was totally in the shape of Texas. Flushed her down. Felt good.
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Old 03-03-2014, 07:08 AM
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Old 03-03-2014, 08:13 AM
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That's so funny,


I took a pretty good shit this morning, wanted to see it, so put the shit tickets on the side, stood up and looked down, pile of shit was totally in the shape of Texas. Flushed her down. Felt good.
Well now we know why they call it Shitsburgh. You spend all your time with your head in a toilet trying to figure what shit looks like. I understand though if I lived there that's probably as good as it gets for entertainment. Enjoy your hobby shitleaf.
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Old 03-03-2014, 11:02 AM
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I puked at durty nellies on the riverwalk, got slam dunk drunk in san marcos, got in a fight in austin, been to numerous philly games in dallas. Hate that city. But besides dallas i like texas.
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Old 03-03-2014, 03:17 PM
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I puked at durty nellies on the riverwalk, got slam dunk drunk in san marcos, got in a fight in austin, been to numerous philly games in dallas. Hate that city. But besides dallas i like texas.
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Old 03-03-2014, 03:27 PM
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I couldnt stand Dallas.went to some warehouse or something district in FT Worth that wasnt bad but wouldnt go again.I didnt care about a rivalry or anything like that if Im going to a city I want to have fun but I couldnt stand those plastic bitches. I like the cornfeed natural big ass and titty bitches. Only reason I went to those games is that the tix were free. I am def not going to Jerry world.
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Old 03-03-2014, 04:59 PM
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Old 03-03-2014, 09:19 PM
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I'd like to think that God blessed Texas, I just hope he didn't send these douche bags to send the message!
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Old 03-04-2014, 12:36 AM
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I'd like to think that God blessed Texas, I just hope he didn't send these douche bags to send the message!
Brady Seals who wrote this is from Ohio. Makes more sense now.
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Old 03-09-2014, 10:26 AM
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I puked at durty nellies on the riverwalk, got slam dunk drunk in san marcos, got in a fight in austin, been to numerous philly games in dallas. Hate that city. But besides dallas i like texas.
people in texas hate dallas
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Old 03-09-2014, 02:41 PM
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history lesson…..sam houston and jim bowie had gotten drunk at the alamo. the next morning sam wakes up to see a few thousand mexicans rushing the alamo. sam leans over and shakes bowie," jim, wake up!!! are we pouring concrete today"?
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Old 03-11-2014, 07:12 AM
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people in texas hate dallas

Same problem here in Pa with Philly...
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Old 03-02-2017, 11:55 PM
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Old 03-02-2017, 11:59 PM
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Old 03-03-2017, 12:23 AM
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people in texas hate dallas
Dallasite's hate their ugly little sister, Houston!

Fav - Texas saying... "Feelin' lower than a Belly Gunner on a Armadillo!"

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Old 03-03-2017, 11:35 AM
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Dallasite's hate their ugly little sister, Houston!

Fav - Texas saying... "Feelin' lower than a Belly Gunner on a Armadillo!"
LMAO little sister. Might want to do a little research. Houston is about twice as big as little d.
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LMAO little sister. Might want to do a little research. Houston is about twice as big as little d.
Well known fact... Houston has always been jealous of her bigger, prettier sister, Dallas.

PS- Dallas stretches from Ft.Worth to Denton. Everything is BIGGER in Dallas.

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