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Old 03-08-2009, 05:45 PM
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Have been drinking something 3 years past due.

I have been drinking club soda instead of pop and I enjoy a little lemon juice in it. Not ever thinking lemon juice would expire I glanced at the cap and it said "Best before March '06.......How long do you figure I have to live??
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Old 03-08-2009, 05:52 PM
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one maybe two weeks max.. however, best before doesn't really
mean expired does it ? haha.
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Old 03-08-2009, 05:54 PM
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Start drinking at least a gallon of Purex Detergent each day and then get back with us.
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Did some research and I've read everything from becoming very ill and possibly dead soon, to nothing to worry about because lemon juice is too acidic to allow bacteria to live........to be safe I'm not going to finish the bottle
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Drink some bleach to clean it out of your system.
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Start drinking at least a gallon of Purex Detergent each day and then get back with us.
Go back to your word game and leave me to my impending doom.
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Old 03-08-2009, 06:01 PM
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Drink some bleach to clean it out of your system.
Ok, just chugged a gallon of bleach, now what
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Old 03-08-2009, 06:05 PM
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Ok, just chugged a gallon of bleach, now what
Did you put a little lemon juice in it first?
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Old 03-08-2009, 06:06 PM
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Did you put a little lemon juice in it first?
It was lemon bleach and it says "best before Jan. '05" Damn, back to the drawing board
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Old 03-08-2009, 06:12 PM
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It was lemon bleach and it says "best before Jan. '05" Damn, back to the drawing board
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You're fine but will probably be crapping white for about a week
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Old 03-08-2009, 08:50 PM
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Don't come to my place and try to wash it away with eggs....The other day I went to fix eggs (don't do this often) and the date on the carton was 07....The eggs was all dried up with just a little yoke in the bottom.....I didn't eat it!
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