Hey Daver

[Henry09]

Helen Clarke, PM of New Zealland, is awoken by the telephone.

"Hillen, its the Hilth Munister here. Sorry to bother you at this hour
but there is an emergency! I've just received word thet the Durex
fectory en Auckland has burned to the ground. It is istimated thet the
entire New Zulland supply of condoms will be gone by the ind of the
week."

PM: "The economy wull niver be able to cope with all those unwanted babies!"

Munister: "We're going to hef to shup some in from Brutain?"

PM: "No chence!! The Poms will have a field day on thus one!"

Munister: "What about Australia?"

PM: "I'll call John Howard - tell hum we need one million condoms; ten
enches long and eight enches thuck! That way they'll continue to rispict us"

Three days later Hillen rushes out to open the boxes. She finds condoms; 10 unches long; 8 unches thuck, all coloured green and gold.

With small writing on each one...
MADE IN AUSTRALIA - SIZE : SMALL
Ozzie Ozzie Ozzie
Oi Oi Oi

[dave nz]

Geez Henry a joke is supposed to make you laugh....

[dave nz]

An Englishman wanted to become an Irishman, so he visited a doctor to find out how to go about this. "Well" said the doctor, "this is a very delicate operation and there is a lot that can go wrong. I will have to remove half your brain". "That's OK" said the Englishman. "I've always wanted to be Irish and I'm prepared to take the risk".

The operation went ahead but the Englishman woke to find a look of horror on the face of the doctor. "I'm so terribly sorry!!" the doctor said. "Instead of removing half the brain, I've taken the whole brain out". The patient replied, "No worries, mate!!"

Yes that is bad too...

[Henry09]

Ha!