Hey You Two--Get a Room !

[Keith]

Romp in woods ends in charges for airline workers


HARRISBURG, Pa. (AP) -- A pilot's nighttime romp in the woods with a flight attendant has ended with both suspended and under arrest, police said. Jeffrey Paul Bradford, 24, and Adrianna Grace Connor, 24, both employees of Pinnacle Airlines Inc., were at a diner on Sunday night before they apparently decided to take a walk, police said. "They told the officer they wanted to go do it in the woods, essentially," said Lower Swatara Township Police Sgt. Richard Brandt. "That's the best answer they had."

Things went awry when people who live in the neighborhood summoned police around 9:30 p.m., saying they had seen a naked man and an intoxicated woman. A helicopter with heat-seeking equipment was called in, and Bradford was discovered hiding behind a shed shortly before midnight. His only attire was a pair of flip-flops and a wristwatch.

Bradford, of Pittsburgh, was charged with indecent exposure, public drunkenness and other offenses. Connor, of Belleville, Mich., was charged with theft, public drunkenness and other offenses; police said she took a flashlight from a neighbor's vehicle. The office of District Justice Michael John Smith, where Bradford and Connor were arraigned, said they were not represented by lawyers. Telephone listings for them could not be located by The Associated Press.

A spokesman for Pinnacle Airlines said the two were suspended while the company investigates.

© 2008 The Associated Press.

[RanPicks]

ah to be young, dumb and horny... lol

I hate the Public drunkenness offense - stupid law.

[Keith]

Originally Posted by RanPicks

ah to be young, dumb and horny... lol

they'd probably have been better off locking the door to one of the bathrooms in the diner.

For sure THAT would not have prompted "heat-seeking" helicopters. LMAO !

[RanPicks]

Originally Posted by Keith

they'd probably have been better off locking the door to one of the bathrooms in the diner.

For sure THAT would not have prompted "heat-seeking" helicopters. LMAO !

For sure...

Sounds like the cops rarely get any action in that town...

[Keith]

Originally Posted by RanPicks

For sure...

Sounds like the cops rarely get any action in that town...

if you are going to go into the woods to have sex, and someone hears/sees you and you have to run and/or hide, always TAKE YOUR CLOTHES WITH YOU !!!

[guzzi]

smoke-e-bear...

[slipperypete]

yeah public drunkenness offense pisses me off too...like if im on my way home or to the subway from a club, piss drunk, i can get arrested... so dumb...now drinking in public is different..

i also think you should be allowed to **** in the forest w/o being arrested... makes camping more fun