Hit me baby, one more time!

[The Judge]

BETUS.COM IN FINAL TALKS FOR BRITNEY SPEARS SEX TAPE

BetUS.com Bids High for Rights to Video; Will Allow Online Access

Vancouver, BC, November 15 – The beauty of two star-crossed lovers uniting against the will of an entire nation, fleeing to an exotic honeymoon destination and making hours of passionate romance will soon be in the hands of the public, and BetUS.com will be the distributor.

Betus.com announced that they are in final talks with singer/dancer Kevin Federline’s representatives for the rights to the Britney Spears/Kevin Federline four-hour adult video which is said to make “One Night in Paris” look like a children’s cartoon.

The popular online sportsbook, which counts over a hundred thousand members in the United States alone, was catapulted to head of the bidding line due to direct contact with “K-Fed’s” camp, and negotiations for an exclusive online distribution deal are in the works.

Financial arrangements of the deal could not be made available pending final approval by BetUS.com investors; however, BetUS.com believes that with the popularity of Britney, she will out-sell Paris two times over.

“After the Paris tape dropped and became a huge hit, you would think Britney would have gotten rid of the tape,” said BetUS.com spokesperson, Christopher Bennett. “Wasn’t this the same girl who not too long ago came out and said she was a virgin? I wonder how many tapes she’s made? We could have a series.”

BetUS.com intends to offer the video free-of-charge to their customers. Non BetUS.com customers will have to pay $29.95 for the right to rip the video onto their own hard drives or video devices.

[rjb1816]

a very good idea to offer it free to their customers...what books do they own again?

[hungjury]

I'm signing up

[acidflea]

One Night in Paris Sucked

[jaypasco]

judge,,,,i guess this is what they do with the money when they dont pay people

[The Judge]

Originally Posted by jaypasco

judge,,,,i guess this is what they do with the money when they dont pay people

That may very well be, Jay. I do not do business with these guys so I don't really know.

[jaypasco]

yea judge but you had dinner with them in costarica i heard

[The Judge]

Originally Posted by jaypasco

yea judge but you had dinner with them in costarica i heard

You heard wrong, I had dinner with Ron Sacco who runs BetCRIS.

[Big Pimpin]

I wanna see her take it in the ass

[rjb1816]

Originally Posted by Big Pimpin

I wanna see her take it in the ass

and then deepthroat it...lol

[Big Pimpin]

Originally Posted by rjb1816

and then deepthroat it...lol

then maybe a facial

[jonnyblaze]

BetUs just got my business.

[hungjury]

Originally Posted by jonnyblaze

BetUs just got my business.

[JeromeFromSoutheast]

I can't believe so many of you guys want to see this guys penis....

not that there's anything right with that, eh, jonnyblaze?

[Big Pimpin]

lol