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Old 10-27-2011, 03:34 PM
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Hmmmm.....new "Excuse" for all you animal lovers....

If you ever get caught with your pants down while with the animal of your choice, you may want to read this article. Paid $25 for a HO donkey, not that there is anything wrong with that....


"Philadelphian man claims prostitute turned into a donkey"

A Philadelphian man has told a court that he hired a prostitute who during the night transformed into a donkey, and that he is now "seriously in love" with the animal, state media said Wednesday.

"I think I am also a donkey. I do not know what happened when I left the bar, but I am seriously in love with (the) donkey," Sunday Moyo told the court, according to The Herald newspaper.










Ok, he was from Zimbabwe, not Philly

Moyo, 28, was arrested in the town of Zvishavane, about 300 kilometres (185 miles) south of the capital Harare on Sunday.

He said he had paid $25 for a prostitute, and was surprised Sunday morning when he heard people accusing him of having sex with a donkey.

Moyo has been charged with bestiality. The court has ordered him to undergo a mental examination, The Herald said.


Zimbabwean man claims prostitute turned to donkey: report - Yahoo! News
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Old 10-27-2011, 03:51 PM
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I hear Zvishavane is the Philly of Zimbabwe.
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I hear Zvishavane is the Philly of Zimbabwe.
It is known for its asbestos so the 2 cities certainly have alot in common.
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Old 10-27-2011, 09:57 PM
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[QUOTE=Randle Pat McMurphy;4680592]If you ever get caught with your pants down while with the animal of your choice, you may want to read this article. Paid $25 for a HO donkey, not that there is anything wrong with that....


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