Homeless Woman Tries To Strip For Cash!

LordCC · #1 09-10-2011, 10:36 AM

Helping those less fortunate is always a noble cause and it brings good karma. Homeless people need to eat, and if they have a habit, they need money to support that habit and many will do “strange” things to get it. You always see the ones with signs asking for money, but I’ve also seen a homeless man do over one hundred push-ups on concrete in front of a nightclub just for some change. It was impressive.

But I’ve never heard of a homeless person doing what Natalie Behnke of Clearwater Florida did.

According to the St. Pete Times, Behnke, a homeless person, entered the Baby Dolls strip club in Tampa Bay and began stripping to earn some cash. There was just one problem, Behnke wasn’t employed by the Baby Dolls club- she wasn’t even a stripper!

The story gets worse, not only did she not get to keep the money, but she was arrested and fined $450 for her actions. You know you’re destined to be homeless when you actually end up losing money for taking your clothes off.

Now, you hate to pile on a woman who is already homeless and clearly desperate, but c’mon.

As the report goes, no one in the establishment was impressed with Behnke performance or appearance I’m guessing.

All this just goes to show that being a stripper involves more than just taking your clothes off and shaking what you got. They’re professionals. From my observations, stripping and Pole dancing isn’t easy. It takes strength, skill, some athletic ability, and a body people would actually want to pay to see naked.