HOT Apartment For Rent :

[Kramer]

Apartment 4 Rent

A businessman meets a beautiful girl and agrees to
spend the night with her for $500. So they do.

Before he leaves, he tells her that he does not
have any cash with him, but

he will have his secretary write a check and mail
it to her, calling the
payment


RENT FOR APARTMENT'.

On the way to the office he regrets what he has
done, realizing that the
whole event was not worth the price.

So he has his secretary send a check for $250 and
enclosed the typed note:

Dear Madam,

Enclosed you will find a check in the amount of
$250 for rent of your
apartment.

I am not sending the amount agreed upon, because
when I rented the apartment, I was under the impression that:



1) it had never been occupied

2) that there was plenty of heat

3) that it was small enough to make me feel cozy
and at home.


However, I found out that it had been previously
occupied, that there wasn't any
heat, and that it was entirely too large.

Upon receipt of the note, the girl immediately
returned the check for $250
with the following note:



Dear Sir,
First of all, I cannot understand how you expect a
beautiful apartment to remain unoccupied indefinitely.



As for the heat, there is plenty of it, if you know
how to turn it on.

Regarding the space, the apartment is indeed of
regular size, but if you
don't have enough furniture to fill it, please
don't blame the landlady.


Send the rent in full or we will be forced to
contact your present landlady

p.s. Your address and phone number are on the cheque .

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