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Old 04-11-2007, 11:43 AM
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How big are your testicles?

I'm just trying to get an overall handle on normal testicular size in adult male humans. I'm not as interested in what's going on in terms of testicular mass in females, but if any women on the board have nuts, I wouldn't be against hearing how big they are. Mine are probably on average the size of a walnut (still in the shell), or maybe a really big olive (some olives are like 1.5"-2" long I'm pretty sure so eat me). As far as I know, there will be no prize awarded for the largest testes, but if you ask me, and I really don't think that you should, I think the owner of the largest testicles is a pretty special person for a lot of important reasons, most noteably the tea-bagging potential you carry.
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Old 04-11-2007, 11:50 AM
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Old 04-11-2007, 11:53 AM
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Originally Posted by Daddydbol
I'm just trying to get an overall handle on normal testicular size in adult male humans. I'm not as interested in what's going on in terms of testicular mass in females, but if any women on the board have nuts, I wouldn't be against hearing how big they are. Mine are probably on average the size of a walnut (still in the shell), or maybe a really big olive (some olives are like 1.5"-2" long I'm pretty sure so eat me). As far as I know, there will be no prize awarded for the largest testes, but if you ask me, and I really don't think that you should, I think the owner of the largest testicles is a pretty special person for a lot of important reasons, most noteably the tea-bagging potential you carry.
I have yet to meet a mouth that is able to swallow both of mine simultaneously.

Now that person would be extra special.
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Old 04-11-2007, 02:55 PM
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I have yet to meet a mouth that is able to swallow both of mine simultaneously.

Now that person would be extra special.

well unfortunately there isn't an award offered today....although i would have to say you are indeed a super duper special person

hats off to you sir!
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Old 04-11-2007, 02:58 PM
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Old 04-11-2007, 03:11 PM
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Old 04-11-2007, 03:15 PM
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Old 04-11-2007, 04:35 PM
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well unfortunately there isn't an award offered today....although i would have to say you are indeed a super duper special person

hats off to you sir!
You left out the word LARGE.

"...super duper especially LARGE person..."
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Old 04-11-2007, 04:38 PM
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I'm just trying to get an overall handle on normal testicular size in adult male humans. I'm not as interested in what's going on in terms of testicular mass in females, but if any women on the board have nuts, I wouldn't be against hearing how big they are. Mine are probably on average the size of a walnut (still in the shell), or maybe a really big olive (some olives are like 1.5"-2" long I'm pretty sure so eat me). As far as I know, there will be no prize awarded for the largest testes, but if you ask me, and I really don't think that you should, I think the owner of the largest testicles is a pretty special person for a lot of important reasons, most noteably the tea-bagging potential you carry.
One is all you need.

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Old 04-11-2007, 04:55 PM
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I have yet to meet a mouth that is able to swallow both of mine simultaneously.
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Old 04-11-2007, 04:55 PM
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Old 04-11-2007, 05:01 PM
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I have yet to figure your humor out.
Its rather simple.

Life is too short.
Enjoy it while you are still on Earth.

Laugh a little....laugh a lot.

I for one, find humor in everything.
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Old 04-11-2007, 05:04 PM
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I for one, find humor in everything.
You just think that you do.
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Old 04-11-2007, 05:04 PM
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That was my very first avatar here at the Mall.

So you have been secretly admiring my balls.

I had no idea that you are a fan J.
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Old 04-11-2007, 05:05 PM
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You just think that you do.
At least I am not like you.....always trying to cut people down.
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