How many CM members does it take to change a light bulb?

[Bobtheicon]

1 to change the light bulb and to post that the light bulb has been changed

2 to reset their posted records to indicate that they are now only betting on light bulb changing

5 to blame the inefficiency of light bulbs on the Bush Administration

1 to vehemently defend the Bush Administration's position on light bulbs

1 to suggest that the light bulb thread starter should eat a penis

14 to share similar experiences of changing light bulbs and how the light bulb could have been changed differently

7 to caution about the dangers of changing light bulbs

1 to move it to the Lighting section

2 to argue then move it to the Electricals section

7 to point out spelling/grammar errors in posts about changing light bulbs

5 to flame the spell checkers

3 to correct spelling/grammar flames

1 to claim that he once changed a light bulb with Vince Carter

45 to prove that Vince Carter never changed a light bulb

6 to argue over whether it`s "lightbulb" or "light bulb" ... another 6 to condemn those 6 as stupid

2 industry professionals to inform the group that the proper term is "lamp"

15 know-it-alls who claim they were in the industry, and that "light bulb" is perfectly correct

19 to post that this forum is not about light bulbs and to please take this discussion to a lightbulb forum

11 to defend the posting to this forum saying that we all use light bulbs and therefore the posts are relevant to this forum

7 to post URLs where one can see examples of different light bulbs

1 to post that those URLs are from Conservative sources and the information is spun.

3 to post about links they found from the URLs that are relevant to this group which makes light bulbs relevant to this group

13 to link all posts to date, quote them in their entirety including all headers and signatures, and add "Me too"

5 to post to the group that they will no longer post because they cannot handle the light bulb controversy

4 to say "didn`t we go through this already a short time ago?"

13 to say "do a Google search on light bulbs before posting questions about light bulbs"

1 forum lurker to respond to the original post 6 months from now and start it all over again.

[mrwho]

what about 1 that claimed to break his hand while changing a light bulb?

[Bobtheicon]

Also forgot about the 2 that will take the thread off-topic and end with one challenging the other to a fist fight.

[Seanie Mac]

lmao, i like it bob, like it alot.

[Bobtheicon]

Originally Posted by Seanie Mac

lmao, i like it bob, like it alot.

[Seanie Mac]

1 to claim that he once changed a light bulb with Vince Carter

45 to prove that Vince Carter never changed a light bulb

haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahh. demarcussssssssssssss

[Bobtheicon]

lol...
no naming names SM -- all in good fun

[Seanie Mac]

i cant stop reading and laughing. solid thread here

[mrwho]

Originally Posted by Bobtheicon

lol...
no naming names SM -- all in good fun

yea changing light bulbs with vince carter could be anyone here.

[Boudreaux]

forgot about the 8 that will argue that ny's light bulbs work better than the ones in boston

[Bobtheicon]

And of course the 2 that will start sub-threads about:

Top 10 CM members who argue about light bulbs
Top worse light bulb brand names of all time

[dave nz]

I just called MJ on his mobile he is disappointed he didn't rate a mention

[Bobtheicon]

Then there is the 1 female member to say that she was going to change a light bulb tomorrow, and 57 male members to wish her luck.

[dhunter]

classic thread bob. lmao

[Shark23]

Hall of Fame thread here............