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Old 01-16-2012, 03:28 PM
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Old 01-16-2012, 03:29 PM
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at least he got replies. I lost $100 in a bet when I went 0-18 on plenty of fish
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Old 01-16-2012, 05:59 PM
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Pretty good stuff there, Lord!

That girl who said, "Elton John" after he said, "pick a fruit," really was great. Funny, and shut him down.

"Milk wagons...headless chickens" was funny, too.
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Old 01-16-2012, 05:59 PM
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keep em coming, hilarious
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Old 01-16-2012, 06:14 PM
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where u getting this from...
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Old 01-16-2012, 06:18 PM
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where u getting this from...
a certain member's zoosk.com account
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Old 01-16-2012, 06:38 PM
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Lmfao this is great
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very funny shit
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Old 01-16-2012, 09:44 PM
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This stuff is priceless...keep'em coming!!!
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Old 01-16-2012, 09:48 PM
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I always laugh at Plenty Of Fish. Every broad on there wants a guy "with a big heart"

No, it's 3 am on a Sunday, you want a face full of nut sack soup.
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Old 01-17-2012, 06:47 AM
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I always laugh at Plenty Of Fish. Every broad on there wants a guy "with a big heart"

No, it's 3 am on a Sunday, you want a face full of nut sack soup.
"Big heart" is chick code for massive dong.
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