How to win an argument with a woman

[Ron Mexico]

HOW TO ARGUE WITH GIRLS:



Arguing with girls and winning is like trying to break through an indestructible force field, it just can’t be done…OR SO YOU THOUGHT (???)

Here are some pointers so GUYS can finally win arguments with GIRLS.



ABANDON ALL LOGIC: Girls don't use it, and you certainly shouldn't allow it to handicap you.

BELIEVE STRONLY IN SOMETHING, DON’T GIVE IN TO HER: Compromise is USELESS against girls, because they will rationalize that if they can get you to concede to one element, they can get you to quit on the whole FREAKIN' Periodic Table!

DON’T BE AFRAID TO TAKE CHEAP SHOTS: Ever argue with a girl about something and they randomly insult you with something that has no relevance to the argument? (uh, yeah, what guy hasn’t.) Well, that's their way of trying to WEAR YOU DOWN and push you off-topic.

FIGHT FIRE WITH FIRE! Tell her she has a fat ass, small boobs, an ugly face, disorienting facial hair, unwieldy hips, and is a GENUINELY AWFUL person.

CITE PRECEDENT: Girls have no concept of historical factors relating to the current situation. Most girls reading this just went over to Dictionary.com to see what "precedent" meant.

INTERRUPT HER: Don't let her talk. Girls hate that like they hate other girls. It's HIGH-LARIOUS, too. They get all frazzled, and forget some of the crap they were going to say in the first place.

DON’T TAKE HER SERIOUSLY: Laugh at every point she IS TOTALLY SERIOUS ABOUT. Fart, if possible! DERAIL her emotional train...IT WORKS.

IF THE ARGUMENT ESCALATES, JUST CUT TIES WITH HER: If a girl can't find you, she can't continue arguing about bullsh**. Change your phone number, relocate, and get a name change IF YOU MUST.

DON’T BE FOOLED BY “LET’S STOP ARGUING PLEASE”: That's their way of making you let your guard down, then they SWOOP in when you're worn down (seen it a million times…DON’T FALL FOR IT!) Instead, say something like "Yeah, all this being right is exhausting for me." PISSES THEM OFF!

COMPARE HER UNFAVORABLY WITH ANOTHER GIRL: This is especially effective if the comparison is with a girl that they F***ING LOATHE! Tell her something like, "Lisa is so much more compassionate than you." Girls obviously hate other girls, like a deer hates a shotgun. And how do you take down a deer? Exactly. But don’t shoot the chick…that’s not what we’re getting at.

DON’T BE INTIMIDATED BY ‘WATER WORKS’: When nothing else works, this seems to be a chick’s ultimate contingency. They know that guys can't or don’t know how to deal with a crying girl, and let our guard down. DON’T BE A PUSSY…stay strong! Don't let yourself get all emotional n junk. Instead just think of something funny. Replay scenes from "Office Space" in your head, yeah that’ll do.

BUST OUT, “I’M DONE FIGHTING, I’VE PROVEN MY POINT”: Then just stop completely and leave the argument. It pisses them off because a guy's natural reaction is to resolve and a girl's is to continue forever and ever until the end of time until they can hear that they are right, but until that happens, your ears will continue to bleed and you’ll be popping blood vessels and sweating profusely with your head spinning. So guys, put your FOOT DOWN! If a guy decides that he is right and won't budge, there you go…the females whole concept of male-female relations is shot to you know what!

ASK HER IF SHE HAS HER MONTHLY FRIEND: This one is self-explanatory!

TELL HER SHE’S JUST LIKE HER MOTHER: When all else fails, pull this ACE-IN-THE-HOLE! It will emotionally make her crumble like a stale cookie. In fact she may even forget her whole argument. This one is golden!!! Just don't over use it. Save it for that "special" argument!!!!

All right boys..... Get out there and start fighting!!!!

[Davydave]

Hey, why did God make yeast infections?

So that women would know what it's like to live with an irritating c*nt.

bah boom boom....

[Seanie Mac]

years of research ron put into this

[Ron Mexico]

Originally Posted by Seanie Mac

years of research ron put into this

You will learn rookie!!!!

Study this list, you will need it!!!!

[sappapy]

Really good advice



if you like being single

[slipperypete]

rofl, i've used the monthly friend before, it didn't go over well.... best is when my gf accidently smacks one of my balls... i can work with that so well, i usually end up with a bj....she did it in the shower today got laid instead

[Ron Mexico]

Originally Posted by sappapy

Really good advice



if you like being single

You must not have been in many relationships.

[Seanie Mac]

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[yeahh]

hmmmmmmmmmmm!!!!!!
very much to learn!!!!