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09-24-2008, 08:00 PM
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I Fart In Your General Direction !
Man charged after allegedly passing gas toward cop
SOUTH CHARLESTON, W.Va. (AP) -- A West Virginia man has been charged with battery on a police officer for allegedly passing gas toward a patrolman. Jose Cruz, 34, of Clarksburg was also charged with driving under the influence, driving without headlights and two counts of obstruction. Cruz was pulled over by South Charleston police Tuesday for driving without headlights. After failing field sobriety tests, Cruz was taken to the station for a breathalyzer test. The criminal complaint says that as a patrolman was preparing the machine, Cruz scooted his chair over, lifted his leg, passed gas and fanned it toward the officer. Cruz was also allegedly very uncooperative during the entire arrest process. Cruz admits passing gas, but said it wasn't aimed at the officer. He also denies being drunk and uncooperative. © 2008 The Associated Press
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Seth: Gimme that. Alright, you look like a future pedophile in this picture, number 1. Number 2: it doesn't even have a first name, it just says "McLovin"! Evan: What? One name? ONE NAME!?!? Who are you? Seal? Seth: Fogell, this ID says that you're 25 years old. Why wouldn't you just put 21, man? Fogell: Seth, Seth, Seth. Listen up, ass-face: every day, hundreds of kids go into the liquor store with fake IDs, and every single one says they're 21. Pssh, how many 21 year olds do you think there are in this town? It's called f*cking strategy, alright? 
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09-24-2008, 08:06 PM
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Hoping for some Monty Python in here, but this is cool.
We got kicked out of a bar for farting once.
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#3
09-24-2008, 08:07 PM
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cops are getting out of hand these days
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#4
09-24-2008, 08:23 PM
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video? cops tape everything
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09-24-2008, 09:06 PM
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Quote:
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Seth: Gimme that. Alright, you look like a future pedophile in this picture, number 1. Number 2: it doesn't even have a first name, it just says "McLovin"! Evan: What? One name? ONE NAME!?!? Who are you? Seal? Seth: Fogell, this ID says that you're 25 years old. Why wouldn't you just put 21, man? Fogell: Seth, Seth, Seth. Listen up, ass-face: every day, hundreds of kids go into the liquor store with fake IDs, and every single one says they're 21. Pssh, how many 21 year olds do you think there are in this town? It's called f*cking strategy, alright?
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#6
09-24-2008, 11:21 PM
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i dont wanna talk to you no more, you empty headed animal food trough wiper
<title of thread> your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries there it is in all its holy completion
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#7
09-25-2008, 12:00 PM
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Quote:
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Seth: Gimme that. Alright, you look like a future pedophile in this picture, number 1. Number 2: it doesn't even have a first name, it just says "McLovin"! Evan: What? One name? ONE NAME!?!? Who are you? Seal? Seth: Fogell, this ID says that you're 25 years old. Why wouldn't you just put 21, man? Fogell: Seth, Seth, Seth. Listen up, ass-face: every day, hundreds of kids go into the liquor store with fake IDs, and every single one says they're 21. Pssh, how many 21 year olds do you think there are in this town? It's called f*cking strategy, alright?
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#8
09-25-2008, 04:38 PM
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after reading this again i had to post it:
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