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Old 03-14-2010, 09:29 AM
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I feel and look like a moron
So my hands were cracked from working, and my wife -thinking its hand cream- gets me this cream that she found on sale. It had real sober packaging. Anyways I been using it quite a bit, and I wake up this morning to find my hands are now orange. Turns out its a fake suntan cream. Anybody know how long until my hands return to their normal colour?
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Old 03-14-2010, 09:32 AM
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Well when Ross in Friends got over sprayed, it took him quite a bit to get it off. lol
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Old 03-14-2010, 09:40 AM
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Old 03-14-2010, 09:43 AM
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lol

that is aewsome
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Old 03-14-2010, 09:51 AM
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LOL, take a picture of it and put it on here.
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Old 03-14-2010, 09:56 AM
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I think you were drunk, ate a bag of Cheetos, and rubbed one out and this story is your cover
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Old 03-14-2010, 09:59 AM
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I think you were drunk, ate a bag of Cheetos, and rubbed one out and this story is your cover
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Old 03-14-2010, 10:01 AM
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just got done praying at church that it stays that way for 6 months


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Old 03-14-2010, 10:04 AM
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I think you were drunk, ate a bag of Cheetos, and rubbed one out and this story is your cover
Not quite, but yesterday I started to notice some colour I thought, but I did have Doritos while driving, so I dismissed the orangey tint thinking it was the Doritos and that I had maybe not washed my hands well enough.
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Old 03-14-2010, 10:17 AM
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LOL, take a picture of it and put it on here.
Ok here it is, this is done with a kids digicam so I dont know if itll be any good.
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Old 03-14-2010, 10:25 AM
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Ok here it is, this is done with a kids digicam so I dont know if itll be any good.


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Old 03-14-2010, 10:26 AM
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suntan creams have a bronze tinge to it

the dorito powder was probably soaked deep in your second skin layer by the cream

try varsol, rubbing alcohol, brushing it with a laundry powder detergent, vinegar or nail polish remover...i'm sure one of those will disolve and wash it off.
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Old 03-14-2010, 10:29 AM
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Eleven, just put some on your arms and wait for it to go away by itself. At least that way your hands and arms will be uniformed.
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Old 03-14-2010, 10:34 AM
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This thread has the makings of a classic........
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This thread has the makings of a classic........
He's Canadian...do you still think the same way now?

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