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I fell through the ceiling
Friggin community yard sale tomorrow, so I have to come home early from work and clear all the crap out of the attic. Attic isn't finished, so you have to walk on the beams. Last box, biggest and heaviest; wearing sunglasses and a hat cause its sunny outside - can't see a friggin thing and BAM!!! - my left leg is through the sheetrock ceiling hanging down in the back bedroom.
Luckily I was able to catch myself with my forearm on a beam so I didn't fall all the way through. Swollen up already - looks like I have 2 elbows now. My right leg must have bent the wrong way so now I have a nice limp as well. On the plus side, I have a skunky quarter and a 5th of tequila. GO RED SOX!!! |
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put some ice on that knee bob
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Thanks Jay. Good advice.
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redsox wearing green cause of 420 and marijuan?
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Rub some grass on it and drink a six pack!!
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bent gay an' prep-h...and get da hell outta der mr. icon...
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I would have laughed if I saw you do that.....dumbass
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Every time I see the title of this thread I have to laugh!!!
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True...when I was in construction I can't tell you how many times i saw this happen and died laughing every time
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When my father was a kid, he did the same thing....but worse. His bedroom was a converted attic and he had just gotten out of the shower and fell right thru the floor while wrapped in a towel. Fortunately for him, he caught himself by his arms on the beams and didn't fall all the way through. Unfortunately for him, his mother was playing bridge with some friends just below him.
True story......
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FU Blaze
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glad you made it out ok bob
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