Go Back   Sports Handicapping Forum > Welcome Forums > Main Street

Main Street Gambling forums, online sportsbooks, players talk, sports talk, offshore betting, poker, off-topic, etc!

Reply
 
LinkBack Thread Tools Display Modes
  #1  
Old 04-20-2007, 05:14 PM
Nectar of the Gods
 
Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: Chattanooga
Posts: 17,364
Rewards: 2,750
I fell through the ceiling

Friggin community yard sale tomorrow, so I have to come home early from work and clear all the crap out of the attic. Attic isn't finished, so you have to walk on the beams. Last box, biggest and heaviest; wearing sunglasses and a hat cause its sunny outside - can't see a friggin thing and BAM!!! - my left leg is through the sheetrock ceiling hanging down in the back bedroom.

Luckily I was able to catch myself with my forearm on a beam so I didn't fall all the way through. Swollen up already - looks like I have 2 elbows now. My right leg must have bent the wrong way so now I have a nice limp as well.

On the plus side, I have a skunky quarter and a 5th of tequila. GO RED SOX!!!
Reply With Quote
  #2  
Old 04-20-2007, 05:17 PM
Registered User
 
Join Date: Aug 2004
Posts: 14,889
Rewards: 70
put some ice on that knee bob
Reply With Quote
  #3  
Old 04-20-2007, 05:22 PM
Nectar of the Gods
 
Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: Chattanooga
Posts: 17,364
Rewards: 2,750
Thanks Jay. Good advice.
Reply With Quote
  #4  
Old 04-20-2007, 05:24 PM
Registered User
 
Join Date: Aug 2004
Posts: 14,889
Rewards: 70
redsox wearing green cause of 420 and marijuan?
Reply With Quote
  #5  
Old 04-20-2007, 05:57 PM
Registered User
 
Join Date: Nov 2004
Location: Sacramento, CA
Posts: 16,838
Rewards: 3,093
Rub some grass on it and drink a six pack!!
__________________
I feel sorry for people that dont drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they are going to feel all day.
Reply With Quote
  #6  
Old 04-20-2007, 05:58 PM
the straightshooter
 
Join Date: Aug 2004
Location: an onrushing tram, on collision course
Posts: 46,816
Rewards: 849
Quote:
Originally Posted by jaypasco
redsox wearing green cause of 420 and marijuan?
__________________
The only bridge I've ever burned along this legacy I dance is the one that linked the cities of prosperity and chance

Check out Technicapping for quantitative sport analysis
Reply With Quote
  #7  
Old 04-20-2007, 07:32 PM
skoal brother
 
Join Date: Aug 2004
Posts: 14,503
Rewards: 2,665
bent gay an' prep-h...and get da hell outta der mr. icon...
Reply With Quote
  #8  
Old 04-20-2007, 07:49 PM
Moderator
 
Join Date: Aug 2004
Location: Any in game
Posts: 79,590
Rewards: 4,302
Quote:
Originally Posted by guzzi
bent gay an' prep-h...and get da hell outta der mr. icon...
Reply With Quote
  #9  
Old 04-21-2007, 07:03 AM
unbanned
 
Join Date: Mar 2004
Location: Eastern Shore,Md.
Posts: 22,696
Rewards: 2,826
I would have laughed if I saw you do that.....dumbass
__________________
Violence rules the day.......

Dead Souls----they keep calling me

My mind is playing tricks on me

Reply With Quote
  #10  
Old 04-21-2007, 07:46 AM
Registered User
 
Join Date: Nov 2004
Location: Sacramento, CA
Posts: 16,838
Rewards: 3,093
Quote:
Originally Posted by Big Pimpin
I would have laughed if I saw you do that.....dumbass

Every time I see the title of this thread I have to laugh!!!
__________________
I feel sorry for people that dont drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they are going to feel all day.
Reply With Quote
  #11  
Old 04-21-2007, 08:33 AM
unbanned
 
Join Date: Mar 2004
Location: Eastern Shore,Md.
Posts: 22,696
Rewards: 2,826
Quote:
Originally Posted by Ron Mexico
Every time I see the title of this thread I have to laugh!!!

True...when I was in construction I can't tell you how many times i saw this happen and died laughing every time
__________________
Violence rules the day.......

Dead Souls----they keep calling me

My mind is playing tricks on me

Reply With Quote
  #12  
Old 04-21-2007, 08:56 AM
Hoods
 
Join Date: Oct 2005
Location: AZ
Posts: 12,327
Rewards: 1,060
Quote:
Originally Posted by Big Pimpin
True...when I was in construction I can't tell you how many times i saw this happen and died laughing every time
BP worked construction? shocking
__________________
I'd rather be a free man in my grave than living like a puppet or a slave- Jimmy Cliff
Reply With Quote
  #13  
Old 04-21-2007, 09:41 AM
Gambler, Patriot
 
Join Date: Dec 2002
Location: Northern Virginia
Posts: 4,663
Rewards: 2,265
When my father was a kid, he did the same thing....but worse. His bedroom was a converted attic and he had just gotten out of the shower and fell right thru the floor while wrapped in a towel. Fortunately for him, he caught himself by his arms on the beams and didn't fall all the way through. Unfortunately for him, his mother was playing bridge with some friends just below him.

True story......
__________________
NBA System Plays 13-10-1
NBA Sides 30-24
------------------------------
You can't have a gambling problem if you always win.......
Reply With Quote
  #14  
Old 04-21-2007, 12:16 PM
unbanned
 
Join Date: Mar 2004
Location: Eastern Shore,Md.
Posts: 22,696
Rewards: 2,826
Quote:
Originally Posted by jonnyblaze
BP worked construction? shocking


FU Blaze
__________________
Violence rules the day.......

Dead Souls----they keep calling me

My mind is playing tricks on me

Reply With Quote
  #15  
Old 04-21-2007, 12:23 PM
Registered User
 
Join Date: Dec 2003
Posts: 13,632
Rewards: 1,136
glad you made it out ok bob
Reply With Quote
Reply

Bookmarks

Thread Tools
Display Modes

Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off
Trackbacks are On
Pingbacks are On
Refbacks are On



All times are GMT -5. The time now is 09:27 PM.


Powered by vBulletin® Version 3.8.7
Copyright ©2000 - 2012, vBulletin Solutions, Inc.